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Doubles Luge canceled as Olympics runs out of condoms CORTINA, ITALY — Following the news that the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics had run out of condoms, the International Olympic Committee was forced to call off the doubles luge event.

“Before they changed it to hockey, Heated Rivalry was about doubles luge,” reports an IOC official. “But then they realized they literally couldn’t make a show any hornier than the actual Olympic event.”

I had so much fun with this game! It was the first game I played on steam deck

It's crazy I spend my time scrolling now wondering if a post was made by a bot or a person, if it's AI or not, or a combination of the 4, it's exhausting 😮‍💨

Hell yeah!!!

Oscar piastri getting into his car for today's testing

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| #F1 #McLaren

Top 2 things to do with your cat this Valentine’s Day

"We don't have an idea yet as to motive," the RCMP just said.

So anyone claiming to know why this happened right now is full of shit.

Stop listening to disgusting ghouls with hateful agendas.

Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies

This makes me want to play a werebeast build

It all looks so good!

I'm so jealous, I wish I could experience this movie for the first time again, an all-time classic in my book

I try not to double up on posts but here's another one because I think it's the coolest I've ever looked on a horse

#morocco #africa #travel #riding #horses

Sunset ride in Morocco

#morocco #africa #travel #photography

A good cat nap is purrfect👌

The start of Bahrain testing is upon us and it starts... with Oscar!

Oscar finished up this morning session P2 behind VER. He did 54 laps in total - his best lap was 1m35.602s on mediums, +0.169s to P1. He was about +0.500s ahead of RUS in P3!

| #F1 #McLaren

Last year I had the opportunity to spend some time in a Moroccan Riad and it was absolutely one of the most amazing experiences! It was such an amazing introduction to Moroccan architecture and culture

#morocco #riad #africa #travel

The "rock" of Gibraltar is definitely an understatement!

#rockofgibraltar #gibraltar

I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

The ability for the LOTR movies to hold up like they do is a miracle and we should all be grateful.

While we were in Gibraltar we got to meet a family on top of the rock, I couldn't believe how many Barbary macaques live up there.

#gibraltar #macaques #travel #monkeys #family #uk

My congratulatory message to Pierre Poilievre just dropped

Local cat thinks she's better than you and is probably right KINGSTON, ON - Following a careful side-by-side comparison between your life and that of that one cat in your neighborhood who acts like you aren’t worth the dirt on her paws, a panel of experts is st...

Local cat thinks she’s better than you and is probably right

Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara OTTAWA - Following the passing of screen and comedy legend Catherine O'Hara, nationwide reports indicate that the only thing Canadians could use to cheer them up from their grief is Catherine O'Hara.

Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara

Screenshot from Animal Crossing with a sign that says “Moira’s Rose’s Garden 4856.”

My tribute to Catherine O’Hara in Animal Crossing.

Happy #caturday bluesky form Archie and bean 🐾🐈

a new bird

Judge dismisses death penalty for Luigi Mangione citing “Too Sexy To Die” precedent NEW YORK - A judge has ruled that U.S. Federal prosecutors cannot request the death penalty against Luigi Mangione in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, citing the defendant's chisele...

Judge dismisses death penalty for Luigi Mangione citing “Too Sexy To Die” precedent

I swear the programmers did it for a laugh