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A. Parise

@jerseyoutwest

I like soup. Sci-fi writer. Data architect. BLM. ACAB includes AI. Plants, rocks, cats, occasional hiking pics. He/him. Located in sunny NE Portland, OR. Also I wrote this li’l thing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CKXS61S

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Good idea! :)

08.03.2026 02:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That it does! But there’s also a bunch of dust so its pretty sneezy work.

08.03.2026 02:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of my dad’s friends introduced himself to me as a Doctor of Woodology, i wonder if he read that book 😂😂😂

08.03.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If there was slightly more room in my garage so i didn’t have to carry most of the wood halfway across my backyard it would be much more fun :-/

08.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Working on several projects that i want to make out of oak, so there’s a certain logic logic at play.

08.03.2026 02:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wooden shelves absolutely packed with more wood.

Wooden shelves absolutely packed with more wood.

Tonight’s not at all irritating task: sort all of the wood in this several ton stack into oak and not-oak. 😡

08.03.2026 02:19 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
White and pink flowers on a still leafless almond tree.

White and pink flowers on a still leafless almond tree.

Orange and pale yellow “Sunny Girlfriend” daffodils growing next to a short rock wall.

Orange and pale yellow “Sunny Girlfriend” daffodils growing next to a short rock wall.

Small bright yellow clouds of flowers on a leafless Cornelian cherry tree.

Small bright yellow clouds of flowers on a leafless Cornelian cherry tree.

Hot pink and white camellias.

Hot pink and white camellias.

Spring around my yard today. 🌱

07.03.2026 21:27 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Monkey puzzle trees! Though you can apparently eat them too.

07.03.2026 04:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Large orange and brown seeds in a plastic bag.

Large orange and brown seeds in a plastic bag.

Auracaria seeds are surprisingly large!

07.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Zen And The Art Of Breaking Everything In This Room
Zen And The Art Of Breaking Everything In This Room YouTube video by The World/Inferno Friendship Society - Topic

Wait, i need to change my answer because its also the best song title ever:

Zen and the Art of Breaking Everything In This Room by World/Inferno Friendship Society

youtu.be/zbZZdjOGpPA?...

07.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bad Moves - Local Radio (Official Audio)
Bad Moves - Local Radio (Official Audio) YouTube video by Don Giovanni

Bad Moves, Local Radio

youtu.be/fa_uk-bH7Ss?...

07.03.2026 01:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Damn meat monopolies stifling innovation!

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was it while they were playing Jug in an Elevator?

06.03.2026 21:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A rectangular hamburger with cheese lettuce and tomato wrapped in white paper.

A rectangular hamburger with cheese lettuce and tomato wrapped in white paper.

All hamburgers could be rectangular but most restaurants are cowards.

06.03.2026 21:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They raised it from $10 to $13 a day and that’s when i pulled the trigger.

06.03.2026 20:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When i did this math i didn’t even factor in gas because limiting to just parking fees had my ebike payoff at just five months. Best transportation mode ever.

06.03.2026 20:36 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Erfut Latrine Celebration 2026!

06.03.2026 19:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A partial rainbow shining through the sticks of a winter-dormant tree.

A partial rainbow shining through the sticks of a winter-dormant tree.

Its only a little rainbow but i’ll take it!

06.03.2026 01:40 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else just hear a bang followed by a minor brownout? That was weird.

05.03.2026 20:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is so incredibly sad to me that so many of us are so desperate for meaning, connection, conversation, friends, and god knows what else, that we’re poisoning our collective well-being with the mad ramblings of a lossy photocopier.

05.03.2026 01:33 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A clump of lovely purple crocuses in front of a grey stone wall.

A clump of lovely purple crocuses in front of a grey stone wall.

Crocuses!

03.03.2026 21:55 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I think its just about picking the right cultivars and being willing to progressively stress them long enough that they’ll survive our winters?

03.03.2026 04:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish i could grow cabbage, i suck at brassicas excepting kale :-/

03.03.2026 04:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t know that lactos made vitamin c, baller

03.03.2026 04:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Cave bear skulls will never go out of fashion.

03.03.2026 04:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least we won’t get scurvy!

03.03.2026 04:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

James joyce has entered the chat

03.03.2026 03:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blood Moon tonight, and a potential Great Comet in April… the portents are just flying fast and thick these days aren’t they?

03.03.2026 00:35 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A small yellow lemon growing on a tree with a finger for scale.

A small yellow lemon growing on a tree with a finger for scale.

Look what i grew, almost completely outdoors, in Portland, Oregon.

A Santa Teresa feminello lemon!

03.03.2026 00:18 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
A bunch of sticks in a big black plastic pot starting to push out new leaves.

A bunch of sticks in a big black plastic pot starting to push out new leaves.

This year’s crop of free trees is waking up nicely!

02.03.2026 02:40 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0