Car Guy

Pre 67 was a bit ugly IMO

When you love your job, You’ll never work a day in your life.

*in Billy Corgan’s voice*
“Just like me…”

1964 2dr HT Valiant
1965 Mustang CP
1966 Mustang CP
1968 2dr HT Dart
1969 4dr Dart
1990 Wrangler 4cy

Us Metal Heads call this the Wall of Death 🤘🏻

I met Liza Minnelli in Staples.

Wow, looks rock-hard…

When I was down on my knees, she’d always take me there.

…and this is what your brain looks like in space. Any questions?

-S.A.R.E.
(Space Abuse Resistance Education)

Dear God, that wasn’t a micro-dose.

Papa Johns is closing hundreds of locations Papa Johns is the latest pizza chain to announce the closure of hundreds of locations as customers cut back on their spending.

"Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Less Stores. Papa John's."

So you slept with yourself? I’m confused babe.

That is a “Good Times” sign.

One day I hope to get close to a LO23 status.

Y’all got any more of them cats.

Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to Buck.

I don’t know about you guys, but it looks pretty awake to me. Just saying.

A baby’s smile, full of cash?

Big Booty Babes 3

I should call her.

Karoline Leavitt: “We’re moving on from Epstein.” The Internet: “The fuck you are.”

Nope. Voting with my morals, instead of the lesser of two Evils.

👀😉😂

@loveliez.bsky.social

Now when you flip someone off it’s in BOLD
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Flying dinosaur covered with black rectangles. T-res tells diplodicus: "Looks like it's been pteredacted"

My cartoon in this week's Big Issue, with apologies for the pterrible pun 😆