Tristan Moody

@fbi this tweet right here

Reminds me of being on a 767 from Atlanta to Orlando. Boarding the plane took longer than the flight.

Your large intestine handles most of that

This is based as fuck

Torment Nexus and all that

They dispose of them on non-returnable cargo vehicles like Progress and Cygnus, so just watch the ISS visiting vehicle schedule

It's pretty much just a metal can full of bags of poop. A visual inspection is all they need to decide. You don't need to spend the money outfitting it with sensors and integrating it with the ISS telemetry system so ground controllers know whether to ask the crew to change the poop can.

They don't recycle the poop and there's no telemetry on it

Well it is colder in Canada ...

Ah yes my handheld cordless drill can do 0.030" depth tolerance...

Oh she chirps so much!

My cat plays fetch

I did a purge valve on my wife's car last week. 30 bucks and 45 minutes of my time vs like $170 at the dealer.

Other than Texas and maybe Maryland, there's not that much individual pride in one's state here tbqh

See why I left academia after (well actually just before but I came back to defend) my PhD

The intrusive urge to take these egg dye tablets like pills just to see what would happen...

Yeah this isn't central casting. You can have your media person take the picture after you *hire* them. Or give them the option to decline the photo.

Wait, they're CHARGING them?

And why the fuck do they need a headshot? Is there a minimum level of attractiveness required for the job?

What the actual fuck crown?

It's about goddamn time some universities stepped up

Also don't fry bacon naked

Sharon Toulouse was one of my high school band directors way back when, and then she was one of my band TAs when I was in college marching band, now she's running the show there. She's fantastic!

There's only one kind of person who throws around that word and I hate every single one of them

NASA’s Space Launch System rocket carrying the Orion spacecraft launches on the Artemis I flight test, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2022, from Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. NASA’s Artemis I mission is the first integrated flight test of the agency’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and ground systems. SLS and Orion launched at 1:47 a.m. EST, from Launch Pad 39B at the Kennedy Space Center. Photo Credit: (NASA/Joel Kowsky)

NASA’s Space Launch System rocket carrying the Orion spacecraft launches on the Artemis I flight test, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2022, from Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. NASA’s Artemis I mission is the first integrated flight test of the agency’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and ground systems. SLS and Orion launched at 1:47 a.m. EST, from Launch Pad 39B at the Kennedy Space Center.

NASA’s Space Launch System rocket carrying the Orion spacecraft launches on the Artemis I flight test, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2022, from Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. NASA’s Artemis I mission is the first integrated flight test of the agency’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and ground systems. SLS and Orion launched at 1:47 a.m. EST, from Launch Pad 39B at the Kennedy Space Center.

This is what success for a heavy lift vehicle looks like.

A rocket that can't deliver a payload is worthless

Throwing a few M3 screws into your box of 4-40 screws just to feel something

How many more astronauts is Elon going to use slurs on?

What does polymarket say about a blue devils championship in 25?

Can somebody give Elon a tranquilizer already?

The broccoli-haired coup...