the joey chestnut of beer

how on earth does wicked make the top 10 but not i saw the tv glow?? or rap world????

correct!!!!!

“Right here people might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of—or because of—his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn’t so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don’t think it was pain that made him so great—I think his painting brought him whatever happiness he had.” ― David Lynch

One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹

Rowan built a community that was there for me when I felt alone and isolated, and I will always be grateful to her for that. I so appreciate the kindness and warmth she showed me, and just how much fun it was to goof around in Destiny together. rest easy Rowan ❤️

Mark Zuckerberg watching more and more users choose Xiaohongshu over Instagram Reels and ordering the release of Slur Update Omega

screenshot of the Nomad Sculpt app in which I have created a 3D model of the world’s greatest dog

i think i love sculpting???

another earthquake???

earthquake

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

the ai bot isn’t “admitting” its secrets to you or “revealing” its creators intentions it’s just a word generating machine generating words the only meaning is that which you read into it and imo that should be none

i have decided in 2025 that i will let the old behaviors and patterns that ruled my life and made me miserable continue unabated

happy new year

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

Tsunami warning:

tsunami warning canceled!!

earthquake

reddit added upvotes you can pay for, which is, as far as i can tell, for people who have a special app they can use to watch the gas station pump television channel at home

Sahouraxo tweeting a photo of the message in tvs in Belgian: BREAKING: Belgian TV channel interrupts Eurovision to address Israel’s genocide: “This is a union action. We condemn the human rights violations committed by Israel. Additionally, Israel is destroying press freedom. That is why we are pausing the broadcast for a moment.” 🇵🇸🔥

Fuck YES, Belgium

A tray of cookies

Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies

This text is so fucking funny

screenshot of british essentials dot com selling an old el paso-brand fajita kit that says “extra mild, super tasty, serves 4 amigos,” with a spice level of cool (0/3 chili peppers)

can’t stop thinking about how UK markets have an extra mild variant of old el paso products

tweet from twitter blue subscriber eliezer yudkowsky: “if you’re not worried about the utter extinction of humanity, consider this scarier prospect: an AI reads the *entire* legal code — which no human can know or obey — and threatens to enforce it, via police reports and lawsuits, against anyone who doesn’t comply with its orders.”, 303 thousand views, 942 likes.

oh you aren’t worried about AI enslaving all humans?? well consider this apocalyptic scenario: an AI starts enforcing age of consent laws

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang a green alien in a space suit showing a map to a seated man smoking a cigarette playing a board game

explaining some online beef to a normal person

Do NOT ask your ouija boards any foreign policy questions for a while

Says here this guy was 100 years old...grew up in Germany...moved to America as a kid... got a government job in 1973 doing - wait, hold the fort

Nardwuar: April 19, 2044!
Me: Uhh, I'm not sure...
Nardwuar: The date when you will....
Me: ........
Nardwuar: 🤓
Me: The date when I will what?
Nardwuar: 🤓
Me [tearing up]: The date when I will what, Nardwuar?