@ladyhazmat
Bram Stoker Award Finalist. Pathologist. Painter of Plagues. Loves cats, beaches, and dreaming about quitting her day job. Central Oregon. Bi - she/her/they/them https://diagnosisdiabolique.com/ https://www.bexxart.com/
Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
Brown and white dog laying upside down on a gray couch
Your daily Bonk.
Show me 4 of your necessary December watches.
Brown and white dog, standing with mouth open and one ear flipped up.
Your daily Bonk.
The Jungle Retreat Villa is now in escrow, and we have a realtor visiting the Bend Suburban Family Home this Thursday.
I detest moving, and swore we'd stay put after the last big one, but here I am, pulling up stakes and fucking off to an entirely different country. Oops. LOL.
Green owl with stars in its eyes. Text: Yes! You’re a top 1% learner this year. You’re safe from Duo. For now. But don’t get too comfy…
Murder owl won’t kill me today…
I cannot remember the last time I was this tired and bored… 😵💫
Brown and white dog, extreme close up.
Your daily Bonk.
Brown and white dog with a clear plastic ball in its mouth.
Your daily Bonk.
Despite the initial effort it took to limit myself, this turned out to be an effective strategy. Worried I would feel guilty or lazy for only attempting three tasks, but I don’t. 😄
Results:
Made observable progress. ✅
Felt overwhelmed. ❌
Completed list. ✅
Worked nonstop all weekend. ❌
Verdict: 🌟🏆
You have my deepest condolences. May the season be swift and the fuckery minimal.
George Michael face above WHAMAGEDDON The Rules: The 1st Rule The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing Wham! Christmas classic, “Last Christmas“. The 2nd Rule The game starts on December 1, and ends at midnight on December 24. “ (Yes, we’re European heathens.) The 3rd Rule only the original version applies. Enjoy the fuck out of remixes and covers. The 4th Rule You’re out as soon as you recognize the song. Bonus Rule Post on social media with the #Whamageddon when you get hit. PVP Well, we can’t stop you from deliberately sending your friends to warm Hala The intention is that this is a survival game, not Battle Royale. So don’t be a dick, mkay?
May the odds be ever in your favor.
I just made the weekend to-do list and resisted the urge to make it super long. Instead, I made it uncomfortably short and achievable. We’ll see how this goes! 😂
Starry background with MST3K Globe logo in upper left with red banner that reads: TURKEY DAY MARATHON A red robot with clear glass head and a gold robot dressed as pilgrims, wearing bibs, and holding utensils are surrounded by five turkeys.
The only part of Thanksgiving I look forward to every year. Pregaming already!
If you see this, quote with your first anime.
Brown and white dog howling.
Brown and white dog howling.
Brown and white dog howling. Face pointed straight up.
Brown and white dog looking up with an open mouthed dog smile.
Your daily Bonk.
From the Teeth of Angels - Jonathan Carroll
The Cypher - Kathe Koja
You've Lost a Lot of Blood - Eric LaRocca
The Power of Fun: How to Feel Alive Again - Catherine Price
Foreground - Jawless skull buried upside down in the mud beneath a river. Background - Blurry cityscape (Victorian London) Text: The Witch of Wapping: A Ghost Story a novel by Alan M. Clark and Rebecca J. Allred
Bright spot in an otherwise crap day: Got a DM from a reader today, in which they thanked me for the entertainment and let me know they left a 5-star review for THE WITCH OF WAPPING.
Thrilled they liked it and forever grateful for the review!!
Get your copy here:
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Center, front: Man in foreground facing a burning house in the background. Upper Left: Ferocious wolf face. Text: A Blade To Silence The Screams Tom Deady
Congrats, @horrortom.bsky.social!!
Congrats, @brackenmacleod.bsky.social!
Torn between saving money and doing everything myself and just saying fuck it and hiring folks to handle shit for me.
Off white text over a black square pedestal cradling a faintly glowing blue orb. Text: Forbidden Cassettes CONSUMMATION An Analog Horror Podcast
What are folks listening to?
Brown and white dog lying on a bench, looking back over his left shoulder, mouth open in a dog smile.
Your daily Bonk.
Brown and white dog, looking up with mouth slightly open, exposing front bottom teeth.
Your daily Bonk.
Two long-haired black cats. Near left: lying on a grey cushion. Back right: lying on a grey beanbag.
Frankie and Hexxus, unbothered by all my shuffling and sorting.
Orange and white cat on bottom step, peering up through a strip of packing paper.
Pennywise on the stairs.
