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@nessiepurgatory

PDX>MRY>SJT>CKV>FAY>RDU>NYC I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.

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Co-signed- everyone that’s ever been around the military.🤣

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Just my two cents, but this is absolutely correct for like, 98% of modern situations.

06.03.2026 23:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s mindblowingly offensive to me. I can’t imagine how his family feels.

06.03.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My friend got her 4-wheeler stolen from the storage lot at Hood while she was deployed early in OIF, so I’m gonna say Hood.

I’ve met spouses who actually *liked* being at Polk, plus there’s probably good boudin out in the sticks.🤷🏼‍♀️

06.03.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuckin’ WUT.

06.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From the bro:

“I think the Community Cycling Center on Alberta does this! Or at least used to.”

06.03.2026 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Really excited to vote for this guy after we move this summer!

06.03.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely a reflection of the times that I can’t listen to him speak for longer than 15 seconds without tearing up.

06.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sent a query to my PDX based brother and will report back!

06.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

04.11.2025 20:30 👍 8993 🔁 2619 💬 51 📌 62

there has never ever been a more perfect demonstration of "bullies are just the biggest cowards trying to hide their insecurities and failing" than Pete Hegseth

06.03.2026 16:34 👍 371 🔁 31 💬 5 📌 0

On top of everything else (the cruelty, the incompetence, etc) the embarrassment of this administration is just so staggering.

06.03.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A good roll up 🧵 of everything that’s made me worried over the past year, with further explanation of why I should be even more concerned. Yay!

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like a high school quarterback punching the opposing team’s water boy.

06.03.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The reporter’s surprise makes me suspect he never covered Iraq in any in-depth capacity.

06.03.2026 02:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely the fuck not. I swear I almost think half the pics like this are staged bc surely people don’t actually do this shit, right?!

06.03.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, neither can I, haha, I just admire the colors! A shadow stick, though….now you’ve convinced me to pop into a Sephora and gander some more!

06.03.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh man, I have spent quite a bit of time looking at all of her eye products. So much fun sparkly color that I haven’t brought myself to pull the trigger on anything yet, I can’t make up my mind. The duo-tone liquid liners are GORGEOUS.

06.03.2026 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bad Bunny with all of the flags of the americas and a football in his hand at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Bad Bunny with all of the flags of the americas and a football in his hand at the Super Bowl halftime show.

The true Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.

05.03.2026 19:19 👍 42 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is “open to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer

on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is “open to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer

holy hell

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 747 🔁 118 💬 23 📌 6

CNN is claiming she does….but it would be a lot cooler if she didn’t….

05.03.2026 19:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From your mouth to the appropriate deity’s ears….

05.03.2026 19:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I usually just chuckle at a headline and continue scrolling, but the whole article is just hilarious. Especially if you’re a veteran with a juvenile sense of humor. 🙋🏼‍♀️

05.03.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another great post from @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social about an animal that you’d be forgiven for thinking was generated by AI.

05.03.2026 16:26 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

That mustard dress, holy shit. I really like all of these, though

05.03.2026 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Maxzy Star scoring🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sounds fuckin’ incredible.

04.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is fuckin’ WILD (derogatory).

04.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paging @aelkus.bsky.social

04.03.2026 22:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right?! Like, maybe my church was just super progressive (very possible in PDX), but I took all that “feeding the hungry, loving your neighbor” stuff to heart!

04.03.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0