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Writer for The Hard Times. Comedian. Student. Here because it’s where the cool people are.

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Personally, I think all blanket statements are stupid.

16.06.2025 20:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Head of National Security Advisor Mike Waltz has been fired for giving mixed Signals.

01.05.2025 16:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May the first of May be with you

01.05.2025 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOCTOR: I have good news and I have bad news.

PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first.

DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in February.

PATIENT: But that’s in March.

DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in February that you like?

11.12.2024 02:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My nihilist friend doesn’t believe in me. :(

10.12.2024 01:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vincent D'Onofrio &
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

21.11.2024 04:15 👍 33720 🔁 5528 💬 446 📌 310

Yo!

21.11.2024 01:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0