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Kristi Noem carrying a blanket in the street

Kristi Noem Flees DHS With Fav Gov't Blanket

Kristi Noem in a superhero outfit with a crest that reads "Shield Of The Americas." She's superimposed over a rippling American flag.

Kristi Noem Sworn In To Newly Created Position, "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas"

Trump met with a German official today and told him his father was born in Germany. Fred Trump was born in the US.

Meet Josh Mankiewicz, Correspondent for Trace of Suspicion — NBC News Josh Mankiewicz is a correspondent for Dateline NBC and the host of multiple original podcasts including Motive for Murder, Dateline: Missing in America, and Deadly Engagement.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
This bio doesn't even mention Bluesky influencer?!

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I miss my IROC. I Miss my T-Tops.

Punxsutawney Phil exits his den.
Once he was a proud marmot.
Native Americans revered him.
They called him Monax.
Now he's a sideshow.
A rodent named Phil.
He sees his shadow.
The crowd moans.
"Get back in your hole, fat hamster!"
A child pelts him with funnel cake.

Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and he's a
"prognosticator."
I see my wife kiss my neighbor and I'm "the major regret that drove her to it."

Cars are stopped on a road as a police officer on one knee aims a gun at a groundhog.

R.I.P. fellow weathercaster
Punxsutawney Phil, fatally shot this morning when an officer mistook a clump of wild grasses for a gun.

Did the birds write this?

I agree with you. Bluesky users talk about protecting the rights of those who are marginalized but for some reason dementia and Alzheimer's sufferers are the brunt of jokes. The rationale is usually "they're old, they ruined the world, all of them, so they deserve no respect or sympathy." It's awful

Clicked the Discover tab but I still didn't know who my dad is.

Is it wheelbarrow or wheel barrel? I need to bury my mother in law.

Couldn't figure why my rent was so cheap till I saw my neighbor deep fry a turkey using an engine hoist and a wheelbarrow

Greeneville Zoo isn't a real zoo. It's a parody account.

News headline reads: This Central Valley serpent is California's new state snake. Can recognition save it from extinction? LOCAL NEWS

"Central Valley Serpent" was my ex wife's name.