Having a partner from St. Louis means that video is basically gospel in our household
Having a partner from St. Louis means that video is basically gospel in our household
Art in downtown Portland of a salmon swimming through a brick building
Today’s #FCF stands for fat cod Friday (this is a salmon)
Just a little over an hour to my four day weekend thank goodness
A man holding a cat while trying to work
Pumpernickel is being very needy today (and I kinda love it)
It’s the ten year anniversary!
It’s only one of her best songs
Highlight of the evening was hearing the bar play Your Type by Carly Rae Jepsen
I wish my ass was the same as yours. It’s a beauty
A man standing on a balcony with his shorts down so you could see his ass if the glare from the sun wasn’t so bright that the entire lower half of his body is shining completely white so you can’t see any features or details
My butt is just too beautiful to be seen directly by mortal eyes. That or I’m super pale #humpday
You’re so cute!
Would if I could!
Tbh I’m more focused on the ass and thighs, but it does all look good!
I mean I do expect both to show up, but I’m not trying to inundate your feeds
Silly/artsy humpday photo, more standard humpday photo, or no photo at all?
I didn’t put thousands of hours into a terrible balance Druid for nothing back in the day
Honestly nostalgia is working very hard to convince me to play WoW again but I doubt it’s worth it for me
I guess I can’t disappoint Catherine O’Hara
I should take more photos of myself when I’m not naked
🙋🏻♂️
I know I’m hot but it would be nice to be able to look in a mirror and believe it
In Pokopia font, “I've Been Having These Weird Thoughts Lately”
In Pokopia font, “Like, Is Any Of This For Real Or Not?”
At least you have chicken
I’m horny, but like, not horny enough to do anything about it? Does that make sense?
More so I just like to show off, and I’m in the way back corner of my office so nobody ever comes this way
I’m always ready to serve my people
Thanks! Purple and green are my two favorite colors
A man in a sweater and a thong and no plants posing for a picture. You can see the door to his office is open and that he is potentially exposed to coworkers
Office bulge to start off the week
A tortoiseshell cat sleeping with her paws out in front of her
#MyCatMonday with June napping but reaching her paws out to me in a show of trust and affection, featuring my tortilla blanket
😍
A man with very skinny arms trying to flex
Oooh so stronk
Went to the gym for the first time in nine months does this mean I’m buff now