Mr. Poopybutthole has spoken!!!
05.03.2026 23:09
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Mr. Poopybutthole has spoken!!!
SURVIVOR 50 premiere. Way more deaths than I was expecting.
I suppose I’m ready for SURVIVOR 50 tonight.
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"Trump Surprises Critics With Eloquent, Inspiring State of the Union Speech!" -- Headline we definitely will not be seeing.
Today is the day! Lime Slush Alani, which I’ve been looking forward to for months, is available today! And…………..it kinda sucks!
Eeek!!!
Almost tomato time!
All set for tonight’s early screening of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE!
Flying for the first time in six years! Save some room in Los Angeles for me!
Happy Presidents In General But Notably Excluding The Current One Day!
Happy Friday the 13th. As you share your amusing Jason memes, please remember that he took a great many human lives. People with families. People with hopes and dreams...extinguished by a madman.
If I were supporting a pedophile, I'd probably STFU about some twerking.
"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying." -- President Donald J. Trump, apparently unaware that an obscure ancient language like "Spanish" exists.
It is my hope that, by game’s conclusion, the Seattle Seahawks will have scored more points than their competitor.
Would you rather watch the Kid Rock halftime show, or spend the same amount of time watching repeatedly watching video of Trump soiling himself during a press conference? (Bonus third choice: death.)
You can still get the first three Eek! books at your local bookstore! Plenty of time to catch up before TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out in August!
"Well......I guess I'll finish what I started. [Massages forehead as I let out a deep, resigned sigh.]" -- Me, buying tickets to The Strangers, Chapter 3.
San Diego! Come out on to an early screening of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE at the USS Midway Museum on February 20th! Celebrity appearances include the nerd who wrote the novelization of the original movie. www.midway.org/event/attack...
The groundhog saw his shadow, so we're in for six more weeks of winter and three more years of hell.
Start your February on the right note with my lighthearted romantic comedy! www.amazon.com/Your-Body-Wi...
The critics hate it, but MAGA audiences who didn't actually go see it love it!!!
You may not be planning to see MELANIA opening weekend, but what if they offered…COLLECTIBLE TICKETS???
Every single plan by every single SCREAM killer ignores the concept of forensic evidence.
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My lucky socks worked! You're welcome, Seahawks!
I wonder if people singing "The Star Spangled Banner" at sporting events ever get the Frank Drebin version stuck in their head?
My socks have Seahawks colors AND rep the best children’s book of all time!
Beware! Wicked House is putting out shiny new editions of the WOLF HUNT trilogy!