Is that thundercat’s mom?
08.03.2026 22:28
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Is that thundercat’s mom?
“Let’s get you out of here!”
*rubs hands together*
famous comedians as anime show names
"Take My Waifu Please!"
"What's The Deal With Schoolgirls"
"I'm An Escalator Turned Into Stairs!"
As per usual, go see @joshgondelman.bsky.social regardless of netflix festival announcements!
Happy early bithrday to me: i’m getting targeted ads for alzheimer awareness now. (Also, there has be a better name than that.)
parent sayings updated for 2026
"I brought you into this chat
and I can take you out”
"If you finish all your food, you'll
be in the next tier of our 'Clean Plate Club’!”
famous comedians as anime show names
"Take My Waifu Please!"
"What's The Deal With Schoolgirls"
"I'm An Escalator Who Turned Into Stairs!"
Hot Winter shows in LA …
Uncabaret at El Cid
FRI 2/27 at 7pm
Tomorrow! at Elysian Theater
SAT 2/28 at 9:30pm
Microdose at The Fable
WED 3/4 at 8pm
Scratch Pad at Scribble
TUE 3/10 at 8pm
Slambers at The Clubhouse
FRI 3/13 at 7pm
Superbloom at Elysian Vault
MON 3/16 at 8:30pm
good news: the rubber duck lady in my neighborhood made a special winter olympics yard display
Priests are so often on pilgrimages to see body parts of holy magic people in ancient temples. It’s really very D&D. So I think they should have charactet sheets, so we know who’s really magic and also which ones are *too* good at sneaking.
All the joy i’ve felt in the world this week has been by people on ice skates. This is what being Canadian must feel like.
Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
I use to have to navigate through ftp sites because our old mac classic could not have a browser.
"I shot a man by pressing X just to watch him die" --Johnny Cash Bandicoot
goddamnit:
crime A-101
other currentish
movie condiments:
honey mustard don’t!
one butter after a nutter
hoisinners
I kinda wanna go to that record store tomorrow and see if there is a clone of you working there i guess.
redrawing stuff helps keep it from being buried in the algo, so enjoy this and come see the show
1. agree
2. you are a goblin who lives
in the center of a labyrinth
lol someone was telling me you were moving back up here for some reason and i am now curious if there is another matt olson
@metalson.bsky.social you back up here in the rainytown?
Stealing a car is a hot-take.
sussy (a queer open mic)
turns one year-old
at vermillion
saturday 2/21
doors 8 / show 9
VERMILLION
Realized that it’s probably a “nickel for your thoughts” now. It feels like an era has past. This is probably what it felt like when things stopped being “two bits a gander.”
A near-death experience is a last minute trip.
“So Josh, I hear you have been dealing with some crop circles being dug in grass by capybaras, that happens to me too, can you tell us more?”
I have a stand-up desk. It lies flat all-day, then works for five minutes at night.
Run The Jewels needs to do a song for a Sonic The Hedgehog game.
