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I would buy that prawn cocktail crisps flavouring.

Also, you won't need to make that time machine in your basement, I can show you a place where it's always 1952.

To be fair, the #IsleOfWight, despite its downs* is pretty utopic.

*see what I did there

How I arrived on Bluesky.

I'm thinking far more fundamentally; about how food could be unprocessed, utilities nationalised and housing existing to house people, not for profit. Insects worshipped. Basically I'm disappointed that we are not living in a socialist/environmental/peaceful utopia, instead of war and degradation.

Harold Wilson is trending

Too late, we've gone back further - over on the other channel #HaroldWilson is trending.

Be great to have a joyful programme in mould of Tomorrow's World, but called Today's World, in which we are told of all the great advances and improvements on our daily lives, so that boomers like me won't keep droning on about how much better things were before enshittification.

'Take me home, Island Roads' - CP columnist shares her frustrations Earlier this month, I went to Southampton's Mayflower Theatre to see self-styled 'mentallist' Derren Brown. In his show, 'Only Human,' the…

NEW COLUMN: *Take me home, #IslandRoads* In which I weave tale around a trip to #MayflowerTheatre to see #mentalist #DerrenBrown, with eternal gamble of catching the last #RedFunnel #RedJet, plus added frustration of pesky road closures on the #IsleOfWight.
www.countypress.co.uk/news/2587802...

Same with 'mobile' phones. Only gubbers like me remember having a landline fixed in a draughty hallway.

It's after your nuts.

Sliced Bread - Toenail Fungus Treatments - BBC Sounds Can anything stop toenail fungus in its tracks?

On a long car journey last year, I ended up listening to #SlicedBread episode on the subject. Surprisingly informative.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

They are both exquisite! Worthy of my spoken word contingent! #Poetry

My feed is mostly filled by the posts of 1970s nostalgianauts.

I used to work at the signing-on counter of Shanklin dole office. Got to know some regulars' National Insurance numbers.

A middle aged man standing at a podium doing the wanker sign.

Getting strong Jim'll vibes from this propaganda.

Now then, now then.

MIRACULOUS ESCAPE AFTER BUS OVERTURNS – RECOVERY OPERATION NOW UNDERWAY 4 people escaped serious injury in this morning's bus crash at Brading, it has been confirmed, with recovery of the

Aha! @IWCarTipper, aka @ParisMouton moved to France, moved back again, and at some point disappeared out of my timelines. That bus was the ultimate tip, with thankfully no serious injuries.

www.islandecho.co.uk/miraculous-e...

Pfft. Back in the day this would a fraction of your average referendum voter's #BREXIT stockpile.
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The Germoloid Belt?

Anusolaris?

S'Avalon? #BlakesSeven

Photo of a Chinook helicopter flying over the Solent.

Them's the rules. I live near Portsmouth Naval Base, and I go out on my balcony when I hear a helicopter. #ChinookWatch

"My cat wins a prize every time I show it."

Screengrab of Tony Hatch Music Twitter account.

Actually, it was a follow!

I once got a like on the other channel from Tony Hatch.

Martin Roberts' Invisible "Why Did You Want To Buy This Place?’ Piano YouTube video by James Joshua Otto

I'm assuming you've seen Martin Roberts Invisible Piano? #HomesUnderTheHammer
youtu.be/v4iNu1MRb20

Not mine, alas.

Jeremy Kyle - Sexual Contact (The Remix) YouTube video by Alex Vegas

May I offer this banger in return. #AtTheEndOfTheDay.
youtu.be/psNAGm5Wpx0

Pea car

The Pea Car please. Dual purpose: it's the artefact AND the getaway vehicle! It used to be at the National Motor Museum, Beaulieu.
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