Kirsten Heffron

I’m more concerned about the lemon and sugar topping? You guys okay across the pond? Did Canada cut off your access to maple syrup or something?

I got the age verification but I’m also getting “page not found”

Dear OpenAI: it’s “all right,” not “alright.”

Signed, everyone who got forcibly “upgraded” to GPT-5 and has had their eyes assaulted by this typo ever since

Fours different hands pull a golden crown apart, surrounded by the words "Many hands make light work."

No kings

Will Chekhov post my bail? 😂

Like, this was intentional, right?

So, I called @fideinvest.bsky.social to reallocate my portfolio, during posted business hours just now — and they shunted me around the world until the New York office hung up on me without answering … this is alarming

According to the ads it serves me, YouTube thinks I’m in desperate need of Jesus. I’m not sure whether to be concerned or proud. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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France: We can play that game too

Can ppl please take a beat on BURNING Teslas? There are other ways to render them unusable/unsellable without causing toxic environmental damage. The fallout from the Teslas burned up in the LA fires will take years to clean up … let’s not let our (rightful) anger make us stupid.

This is a really really unfair universe and timeline. I want to speak to the manager immediately.

You put this horror in my feed without my consent

Note to the media: STOP DOING THIS. Stop legitimizing their stupid meme-based fascism. Call it DOGE to remind everyone how ridiculous it is!

I’d settle for a 65 cutoff. Or even peg it to the social security retirement age. I don’t care, just anything to get the late septuagenarians and octogenarians out.

*yoink*

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I feel like this is ripe for a Gen Z revival. #manifesting

I love that JD can’t hide his disgust at the legendary Trump stench

My 17yo’s reaction to this whole situation: “why are all these people glazing him?”

I had to ask what glazing means and I am traumatized

@zach-trekfan.bsky.social just said that he’s surprised the American flag hasn’t spontaneously combusted in the presence of these people and I absolutely agree.

They’re like … edible. (Not totally edible, just *like* edible.) That’s better than any other method, though.

I spent all day driving a ridiculously large truck and trailer to Atlanta to help my son move, and have only just now learned about the embarrassing shitshow that happened back home. 😵‍💫

I want off Mr. Chode’s Wild Ride.

When are people going to understand that it’s ALWAYS projection with this crowd? Elon and Donny are scam artists, so they assume federal employees are also scam artists. Tale as old as time.

This is so goddamned embarrassing.

Oh that’s wild! You just happened to be there? How fun but probably a little frustrating! 😆

How wonderful! I have heard nothing but happy stories about Mrs. Roddenberry! I’m sorry for the loss of your dad, I experienced that same pain this past summer. Tell your mother hello from an internet random!

Oh my goodness, please tell your parents I love them if they’re still around!

Have fun everybody! One year, maybe I’ll make it! #LLAP!

The moment human programmers surpassed this simulation’s creators in talent and mercy is when they gave us the instant rewind button. I will not be taking questions on this post.

Does anyone know if it’s allowable to share XHS/rednote links here? Bc I have found the most delightful account imaginable and you all really need to see it!