Caleb Roehrig

I know her replacement will be just as awful, but I choose to enjoy her downfall

And to think: all from the comfort of my own home!

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

SERIOUSLY. As my professor once said: “Being in character on camera is acting. Being in character offstage is psychosis.”

🥰🥹🫶

Thank you, Ian 🥹🫶

It’s been 84 years… 😵‍💫

TELL ME ABOUT IT 🤯

Cover art is by Teo Skaffa!

Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

🚨 COVER REVEAL!! 🚨 I am so thrilled to share the cover for my upcoming debut middle grade title, CREEPY KID! It’s about a boy whose new house is haunted by two ghosts—and only he can help them move on. It comes out on August 25, but it’s available for preorder now!

📚: bookshop.org/beta-search?...

I don’t know which three ghosts visited her, but I’m gonna venmo them $5 each

I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Oh wow—congratulations!!

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

Thank you!! And who knows…maybe I’ll manage it someday?! 😅

Happy birthday!!

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social

#booksky

ZACK! MORRIS!! 🗣

FINALIST British Fantasy Awards 2025 Best Anthology And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯

We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.

Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:

Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.

This is a reference to the iconic,
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!

Lmfaoooo I can HEAR this sign! Go get ‘em, Coily!!

This is the home decor version of those park benches with spikes on them to hurt homeless people

I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s since they pulled their ads from Ellen’s sitcom after she came out in 1997, and I haven’t used an Uber since they broke the strike line at JFK in 2017. It’s never too late to hold a grudge ☺️

It takes less time to get from Santa Monica to San Diego than it does to downtown