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Scrawny Coleman

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The scene in LOTR where they’re pulling all the Uruk Hai out of the mud but it’s JSOC guys getting pulled out of vats of beef tallow at fort bragg and instead of the white hand of Saruman they’re getting branded with a special based paedophile swastika that Pete Hesgeth has a tattoo of

11.03.2026 00:53 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The entirety of Wikipedia can famously fit on one website

08.03.2026 23:43 👍 442 🔁 39 💬 8 📌 0

My compass is proving useless in the spiral staircase of the sorcerer's tower, - one of his powerful enchantments no doubt

15.06.2023 21:39 👍 98 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0
lolt64 tweets: 
smoking on a balcony over Orc City, shaking my head and laughing, turning to you and saying something world-weary and wistful but it's completely drowned out by the 24/7 deafening orc mayhem down below

lolt64 tweets: smoking on a balcony over Orc City, shaking my head and laughing, turning to you and saying something world-weary and wistful but it's completely drowned out by the 24/7 deafening orc mayhem down below

18.02.2026 02:36 👍 80 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0

Instead they’re busy ghoulishly licking their chops and celebrating. Fucking shameful that we still have libs at all, much less libs who try to scold you for not supporting such a repugnant assemblage of rats and worms.

06.03.2026 02:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t personally reduce the moral atrocity & real human tragedy of the US-Israeli offensive to price at the pump. But holy shit it would be such an easy no-cost dunk for the Dems to point out that gas shot up 40¢ in a week. Hammer that! Make people pay attention to how they’re getting fucked!

06.03.2026 02:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎶take me down to the blowout city🎶

🎶where the pants are green and the diapers are shitty🎶

05.03.2026 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd like to think that if I made, marketed, or purchased an AI tool that killed anyone, let alone hundreds of children, I'd do the decent thing: delete it, destroy the conditions that made it possible, then kill myself.

05.03.2026 10:15 👍 118 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 1

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17441 🔁 5768 💬 129 📌 101

Depends on how you define “the United States”

The citizenry gets nothing, members of govt get monetary kickbacks, & the MIC gets infinite money

Seems the US as nation-state is defunct, no? If we consider it solely as a corporate state apparatus w/ subjects then it benefits enormously

05.03.2026 05:37 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

According to the US and Israeli right wings, Iran has been in the last mile of their nuclear weapons program for my entire adult life.

Netanyahu drew his red line at the UN nearly 14 years ago.

04.03.2026 21:53 👍 1450 🔁 379 💬 42 📌 13

Remember when juniper got browbeaten on twitter for suggesting that nostalgia was fascist-coded?

….yea

05.03.2026 04:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite genre of website is the old school forum. GameFAQs, sevenstring.org, stuff like that. Having little animated sprites and a user power score under their name with a cheesy signature underneath every post is the pinnacle of online profiles

05.03.2026 03:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Autodesk is basically the Microsoft of the CAD world lol

04.03.2026 07:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why is a war criminal genocidal leader in another country telling us this

03.03.2026 02:28 👍 3595 🔁 419 💬 65 📌 8

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 👍 11790 🔁 3832 💬 146 📌 176

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

03.01.2026 13:39 👍 9254 🔁 2372 💬 109 📌 84

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 👍 9640 🔁 2625 💬 25 📌 26
Preview
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 👍 10392 🔁 2850 💬 91 📌 138

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

28.02.2026 12:14 👍 6549 🔁 2769 💬 1 📌 73
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For the first time in 25 years of Gallup polling, more Americans say they sympathize with Palestinians than with Israelis.

27.02.2026 16:38 👍 1746 🔁 357 💬 47 📌 34

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

26.02.2026 18:05 👍 2765 🔁 634 💬 20 📌 5
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Goodnight

26.02.2026 03:04 👍 198 🔁 39 💬 2 📌 2

live
laugh
laser disc

26.02.2026 02:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Trying to comfort the new guy at the siege) They say you don't hear the ballista bolt that hits you

25.02.2026 11:56 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications

25.02.2026 18:56 👍 3665 🔁 507 💬 74 📌 14

every day i have to fight the urge to post something that will get me banned from this website

21.02.2026 22:03 👍 198 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 0

Ethnic non-practicing goth

22.02.2026 01:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am inconsolably upset that I will never have “Xbox President” as a real, genuine entry on my resume

21.02.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

19.02.2026 00:00 👍 8092 🔁 1763 💬 75 📌 98