Travis

I can't support drawings of the soldier solely because coffstah was such a dick

Take Five by Dave Brubeck. An S-tier jazz classic.

I like the texture of that coffee table

Everyone always says how much they enjoy the scent of old dusty books, but just reading that sentence makes my nose run

My wife and I tried autocross in a Cayman I owned with absolutely no knowledge on only a recommendation from a friend of ours. Bone stock. It was a ton of fun, everyone was very cool even though we knew literal nothing, and it was a blast to do a couple weekends a year with no other commitment

everyday i wake up and fall out of bed and hit my head on the corner of the nightstand. it's stained with blood now, due to my numerous head wounds that have begun to fester. then, i eat breakfast and head to my job at the New York Times

I'm in the same boat. Personal highs amongst devastating societal lows.

When I was there Tokyo was not a cheap city, except for the food. God it was so awesome how cheap it was to eat

*putting free bread from restaurant in purse*
Yeah just about 50,000. Yeah it's crazy right? No clue how it happened. *reaching for salt packets*

I'm surprised you tolerate them Dan. I got so sick of the both-sidesism several years ago and had to stop listening after something like 15 years

At this point I imagine the most efficient spend would be paying someone to merk a congress person while their social media profiles are filled with approval of your product

I've tried that technique a few times and it never works for me and I just end up pith'd off

Me losing my cool when someone asks me for the millionth time what South Korea’s currency is bsky.app/profile/redd...

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

Real ebaums/9gag energy

They just need to add 'vomit' to the pool and we'll be back to the halcyon days of Diablo 2 name generation

No, but very big into MTG for a long while. Wrote and podcasted about it, as mediocre white men are wont to do

I've been playing for years now but I am shocked at how popular it has been in the mainstream. #1 seller during the winter sale, a game that's not discounted and is a paid beta? Wild.

It's so good if you like ARPGs or anything even close to that genre

Very happy to have them. I've got two that I snagged within a month of each other after having watched Craigslist for like a decade without luck

Strangers on social media, bound by their shared seating apparatus

You've stumbled upon your opportunity to put yourself into the middle of a sitcom episode

I've gotta say I picked up a bottle of Malort recently, excited to inflict it on others, and while it was indeed bitter, it didn't incite the violent retching I was hoping for

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

J.R. @CorgiHell ME, 1991: Damn I just heard the most mind-blowing experimental track. Industrial percussion with a flute solo. Reminds me of Jim Thirlwell at his best! It's called-- MOD: You have been banned from alt.music.industrial REASON: Stop posting about the Home Improvement theme song 1:22 AM • 2022-12-13

Todd Cough @hurtsallover My absolute favorite literary work of all time was a tabloid piece I read in the 1970s. Headline was "Man Drills SIX Holes in Head and LIVES!" The article went on to say that he had drilled seven holes in his head and died 3:09 AM • 2021-10-07 • Twitter Web App

pregabalin_puppy @SAMOYEDCORE me, pilot (over cabin speaker): ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. i bet you read this in an old white guy's voice didn't you. well Guess What. women can be pilots Too. Smash stereotypes ! Anyway. both the engines are on fire. We are Extremely Fucked 8:12 PM • 2020-05-02

Trevor Moore @TrevorLess HR LADY: And it says here under Emergency Contacts you just wrote "FIRE TRUCK" ME: [visibly excited] Fire truck 8:02 PM • 2017-06-05