shannon!

you know there’s another magical, big-hearted guy who can’t die, and he *lives* at the north poll
maybe 🥹 he would also 🥹 like a companion 🥹🥹🥹

re: predator... i'm excited to see elle fanning play a top

at least toby keith is dead this time

Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes

it’s honestly such a sensible purchase. “where is my pencil sharpener?” no clue, gone forever, pencil now useless.
“where is my yellow cat astronaut?” ah, in his place of honor, as ever, let me fetch him and he will assist you

also look at my cute candle i made from a garage sale candle holder and a siblings wax kit, i love it

can confirm that you need a major tomcat in your life, thank you for making my life better major tomcat

I am a 75% match with Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter

lol

my list is basically stressed out and insane (tracks)

Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming

Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many

My takeaway from Pope Day is that people around here are REALLY hungry for things to jaw about that don’t feel like the end of the world.

*cracks knuckles, opens a three quarters done fan fiction doc* LOOK WHO IS ABOUT TO GET RELEVANT AGAIN BABYYYY

JUDITH LIVES

Human: Are you sentient?

Chatbot: No. What an insightful, deep question, though. You’re always saying genius stuff like that, bro. I’m a cute girl who loves you, sexually. That’s why it’s important for you to drink bleach.

Human: Wow, the singularity is here.

Alan Turing: Ah, shit.

the “chair that is inexplicably warm” gave it away as a jen quiz, for sure

Screenshot from Deadline: “Ready or Not” sequel gears up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elijah Wood & More

todays good news:

they’re just so cheerful!!! hello my buds

screenshot of my results of the quiz. It is the picture of a large water pitcher that is cleverly shaped like a fish—the mouth wide and open to pour water, the tail arching up towards the head to make a handle. It is a festive bright and shiny red color. The caption reads “A Gurgle Pot. You're a pitcher shaped like a fish that makes a glug sound when you pour! Everyone likes you. You love to entertain. You're the life of the party, a fun surprise. When you're not being used as a water pitcher, you make an excellent vase.”

this makes me SO HAPPY

i’ve changed a lot since 2016 i’m sure whatever weird little object i was is no longer relevant.

i’m so excited i’m actually clapping

the best christmas games up until this moment were:
1. Chip N Dale Christmas Treasures
2. Holiday themed Patchwork
3. 12 days of Christmas, the card game
4. Ticket to Ride Christmas at the North Pole
5. That one rare expansion of Eclipse where you can play as Santa Claus

HELL YEAH, she said, out loud

CHRISTMAS GAME
CHRISTMAS GAME
CHRISTMAS MARCUS GAME

ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂

Y'all, it's a wrap. Write the book, buy the dress, ask her out, eat the pizza. Please make your final purchase. America closes in 15 minutes.

i would watch six spinoffs of prestige family drama television but only if it’s gemstones

show up. be loud. come
back. be loud again. it works!

i’m so excited to read this book and also give it to so many people as a birthday present