Banana Slug

Me too! I need to set an alarm ⏰

I missed it. Did he give an update on how many people are still eating the dogs?

Have fun aDULLting!

So El Chapo, one of the most notorious drug kingpins, was sentenced to life in prison plus 30 years, but drug runners are in essence being sentenced to death without a trial? Right...

You got this!

Happy birthday good boi!

So this happened today...

Yea! I need to also know if Uranus and your mom are still acceptable responses?

Hi my long lost Frens! Sluggo got detoured by life and finally made it back. I did not have access to uber Turts. I would love to play some trivia again but can't remember what time it starts. could someone please remind me? I sure hope everyone's been doing well! Can't wait to reconnect.

I don't if I should laugh or vomit!

Serious question. How much Botox do you think Mike Johnson uses? I swear the only things that move on his face are his lips and eye lids.

I say FAKE NEWS to that story. 🙄

Dutch late night TV has its take

Can physicians just ignore the CDC recs?

I think it's rich that the Trump admin keeps bringing up Abrego Garcia's order of protection as a reason he is a horrible, but conveniently forget that the orange Cheeto was adjudicated to have sexually assaulted a woman and over 20 other women have accused him of the same. Neither are acceptable.

Imagine if England or France voted with Iran, Somalia, and Yemen that 9/11 was not an act of aggression, because that's what the Trump admin just did at the UN today.

Thank you!

I love her!

Why would any civil servant in the future ever take a government job if an incoming president can fire them for no apparent reason? The utter incompetence of this administration is mind-boggling.

I am so sorry to hear of your loss. Sending you light and love during this very difficult time.

Does anyone else feel like what happened with the pardons yesterday and what's going on at the justice department today is like that scene in the Dark Night Rises where Bane breaks the prisoners out of jail and puts the psychotic guy in charge of the court? Maybe it's just me.

Happy to be back around and seeing so many frens! 💕

You are a true gem Waffie. 😊

2024 was not my year, but I’m keeping a smile on my face, making progress towards my goals, and slowly (very slowly) inching towards better days. 😊

You?

I feel like we all need a good squat.

Do these people look in the mirror and actually think they look good?

I’m down with that too.

When do we leave?