Amanda Wilkins

It's so, so good

It’s okay i hate them both

1. Owned a small grocery store in my hometown
2. Owned the funeral home in the town where my dad grew up

Both were too old to serve in WWII

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Your note at the end ❤️

One thing about Pastor is he knows ball

16K when I joined in the second period!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Everyone at the NYT

The one where they race snowboards down a track

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

A bunch of y'all focusing on the racists being mad. I hope they saw it and are sad people having that much fun don't want to fuck with them at all

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

“legally” doing entirely too much work here

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

turns out when Bezos suggested "democracy dies in darkness" it was a goal, not a slogan

The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

To: From: Sent: jeevacation@gmail.comfieevacation@gmail.com] Thur 12/19/20139:36:08 PM Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users Xbox LIVE E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users Dear Xbox LIVE member, This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE. If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days. If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice. Sincerely, Xbox LIVE [ESTOP/P/1 ]

Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.

a hat with the NFC logo on it

rocking the NFC Pro Bowl hat Rob Lowe-style to root against the Patriots at the Super Bowl watch party

I have only read text descriptions of what happened. If it's not your job, you really don't watch that video. There's no lay person on this app right now in the right headspace to be watching that video

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

The Short Story of Raleigh's Greatest Snow Picture Is there a winter storm coming? Then it's time to re-live a really rough day in 2014.

With what is potentially impending this weekend (I'm not gonna say it because then it won't likely happen), here's a reminder of one of the great NC memes that came out of situation akin to what we may be facing this weekend, courtesy of @ncrabbithole.com

www.ncrabbithole.com/p/raleigh-nc...

I can’t believe we’re gonna get an Indiana national championship before we get a female president

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That pic makes him look like the third Harbaugh

There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.

At least The Sundays got in there