SounderJoe

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door in a room .

Me walking to seat H15 like.

This is the only privilege I will brashly flaunt.

The Wild play tonight and what was supposed to be a very fun night is now a very big bummer of a night.

I am absolutely gutted for Martin Short. People that good don't deserve bad things.

USA gold. North London Derby crushing. Sounders W. And now for a lil gummy. 2/22/26 ruled.

Jesus out here dropping dimes.

Lol

The fact this ref is sweating bullets is just the icing on the cake.

The 2026 Seattle Sounders are going to heal us all.

Every preseason: “We’ve been really happy with Nouhou in the attack, he oooks like he’s really taken a step forward”

5 minutes into every season: Nouhou kills an attack in a way never before conceived by man or God

Already?!?!?!

I didn't realize the numbers were blue on these kits. I will have to think about this for awhile.

Look at what arrived in the mail today.

I can't believe I have to go from this high straight into a now very consequential North London Derby.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy

it is very difficult for me to square what Nilay is saying (which is accurate!) with the passionate arguments around my childhood....which stated that the entire purpose of the second amendment was to be able to potentially defend yourself against a tyrannical federal government

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

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The Mercer Island Magician 🪄

In this month's "Legendary Moment In Sounders History", presented by Tequila Herradura, we signed Jordan Morris as a Homegrown Player 10 years ago today!

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If there's one thing that coastal elites don't understand about racist rural midwesterners, it's how proud they are of their ignorance. They think it's a virtue to be as stupid as possible. You actually don't look down on them enough. You should be more rude and condescending to them.

i feel for the people of north minneapolis if they’re about to become a protest hot spot from outside the neighborhoods. this is an area often neglected and ignored by even its own elected officials. people not from over north should really be judicious in how they act coming over there

The teenagers are doing more than our elected officials.