Tom McAllister

Today at noon!

Tom McAllister, on stage

Do not believe Tom's poet friend at all when he says he hung with the Doobie Brothers, but Tom himself, @tmcallister.bsky.social, is the real deal from any angle. #AWP #AWP26 (10 of ?)

BH editors setting up a whole thing

Should be easy to find @barrelhouse.bsky.social at AWP

Buddy we've been alienmaxxing all week

On the train to AWP, hearing lots of buzz about how this may be the year someone receives the coveted and mysterious Barrelhouse Genius Grant? Idk, maybe just a rumor

Jamie's right, cancel your trips, order your books
(or if it's too late to cancel, come by the @rosemetalpress.bsky.social table on Thurs at 11 or the Rutgers table Friday at 10 for signed copies)

One tonight-- rock and roll reading at Metro Gallery, 6-8. Nothing else set in stone

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

whoa, this guy is Certified

salesgravy dot com

even beyond the bots, there is a huge percentage of accounts that have been dormant for years. Technically "real people" but not actually there.

Snap, Crackle, and Pop hosting a manosphere podcast, calling Tony the Tiger a cuck, talking about milkmaxxing, etc.

Jamie's right, cancel your trips, order your books
(or if it's too late to cancel, come by the @rosemetalpress.bsky.social table on Thurs at 11 or the Rutgers table Friday at 10 for signed copies)

next time I'm setting my reminder to Texas time

I'm willing to go all the way to page 3 if I have to

googling "does dying start at the neck" and scrolling till I find the answer I want

Uncle Gus at Reading Terminal Market is the hot new place and it actually lives up to the hype. RTM is worth visiting anyway. John's Roast Pork in south philly is less convenient to you but also great. Same note for Paesano's in the Italian Market (not traditional cheesesteaks but great sandwiches)

you gotta text me this stuff, Aaron

if it was going to be a boondoggle, they would say it

The rash came up to me--big, strong rash, tears in its eyes-- and it said "sir I've never seen a more beautiful host." It latched on to me just like that. Big rash. Folks, we love rash don't we? They say the Hamburglar had a rash. A bad one. But it's not true. It's very sad.

oh, in that case no prob

damn, did you already hit your limit on fiction subs?

Josh has become what Pluggers hate

Got his ass

I knew I should have fact checked this

"Did you see that the representative of Oklahoma district 6 said"--- let me stop you there, I did not, and I'll never know, I am thinking about lunch

As a Bluesky user, I am of course 44 years old, have a masters degree in the arts, half my vocabulary is Simpsons quotes, and I spend 90% of my day doing deep dives on the press releases of lesser known Democratic congressmen

I love him

It is, though I haven't been there in... 15 years? Despite living about 5 miles from it.

For sure -- last time I was in Moorestown Mall it was me and like 4 seniors getting in their morning walk