Haha. I bought Mallrats and The Matrix the week before I had enough money to buy the player.
Haha. I bought Mallrats and The Matrix the week before I had enough money to buy the player.
This is the afterlife
Hey, I havenβt been on here in over a year. Uh, howβs it going? Threads sucked. Do we like this? Is this place good?
So fucking pumped for this!
We donβt speak! π
βMonday, July 3β gotta be the fakest workday in American history
BOOKMARKED!
Oh shit, I LOVED that season!
β¦and thatβs just about all I remember about it.
1st base is boning and 3rd base is watching a movie that means a lot to you that theyβve never seen before
Happy Last Day of Emmys Voting!
More places should have splash zones.
Titanic subreddit busted as hell rn
I like to drizzle it over marbled rock roast.
Iβm so off mission in Zelda. Hyrule is in serious danger and Iβm looking for milk so I can have someone make cheese so I can help some other guy remember that he likes cheese.
representation is so important
Married man weeps for the singles.
If you feel yourself getting sawed in half, heβs probably not a real magician
Happy First Day of Emmys Voting to all who celebrate.
Collecting the outfits is always my favorite part of the game.
sir there is a scary guy behind you
Remember when people sunning their assholes was trending? Was that a pre-COVID thing or is that something that happened during the pandemic? I honestly canβt remember.
Just left Twitter but I kind of already hate this place tooooo????
How I left Twitter
They should have called this thing Blueskie. Funnier to say.
Congrats!
Thank you! Iβm finally early enough to put my real name in the handle!
Here's a pic by Jeff Vespa from a photoshoot for The Wrap. Eric Appel and I did an interview with them (pre-strike!) about Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Proof: https://www.thewrap.com/why-bohemian-rhapsody-inspired-weird-al-yankovic-to-make-his-own-fake-biopic/