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Flood Czar

@floodczar

Mayor of Arlington, VA. Old liberal redneck. Pastafarian. Stoner. Professional alligator hunter. Ufologist. Formerly The Pig on X Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed. Fuck Trump!

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Meow.

07.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I went to Glebe HT and bought 4 Jeni's ice creams because they were $1.97 each, limit 4. The Key lime ice cream sandwiches are really good. Was going back to get more, before leaving, I checked out the sale specials once again. I paid $1.97, which as of today was a mistake.

07.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just read an article about this from The Daily Mail. Some docs are speculating early stage skin cancer.

07.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shingles? I hope so. I hear that's painful.

07.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2605 ๐Ÿ” 706 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Weee Weee

06.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This made me laugh.

06.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is why we can't have nice things.

06.03.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dow wasn't down much for the day. Rich folks are stoked for war. The predator class always finds a way to profit off war.

02.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the internet fad is dying, at least for me. Had to leave Twitter because a Nazi bought it. FB is owned by greedy billionaire who obeys 2 Dolls. ARLnow is a maga shithole. BlueSky never took off. I'm bored of the interweb. Might just get an AI girlfriend and call it day.

02.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sally overseeing her kingdom.

27.02.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love Survivor. Been watching since season 1. So far, this looks like it's going to be a good season.

AND......

26.02.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toby really is handsome and distinguished looking. I'm super happy that they love Toby. Helping Toby recover after surgery and taking care of him for 4 months. Is something I'm really proud of. Does that sound braggadocious? I don't mean for it to.

24.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They replied. She said she had to work late. They love Toby and sent me 5 texts about how he's doing and 4 pics. He looks happy.

24.02.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn.

24.02.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks. Feeling a little creepy. Here's a cat meme for you.

23.02.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's Toby's, my last foster dog, 14th Birthday. I texted his humans early this morning to remind them and wish Toby a happy birthday. They haven't returned my text. I was weird for sending that text, right?

23.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These fucking things. Ugh. Been there for 2 solid days.

18.02.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I didn't stage this. Sally moves her toys onto my couch and bed on a daily basis. There weren't any toys on my couch this morning, by 10am there were a few. Now there's several and two on my bed. It's odd behavior, but cute.

18.02.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I think of Jesse Jackson. I think of them backing Hillary in 2008 and Jackson being caught on a hot mic with Sharpton, saying Obama wasn't really black. Jesse Jackson has been dead to me since then, along with Sharpton.

I don't forget or forgive shit like that.

17.02.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been saying aliens are real since before I could talk. Glad to see Obama confirmed this. I heard from someone who used to work in the kitchen at the White House, that aliens actually visited there and had dinner when Obama was president.

16.02.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That face. I wonder what she's thinking?

15.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sally at the dog park in her Valentine's Day dress.

15.02.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who wants to be my Valentine?

14.02.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pedophiles ALWAYS find a way to work with kids. ALWAYS.

14.02.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meow.

13.02.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was too old for Dawson's Creek, but I did watch just about every episode. James Van Der Beek died way too young. R.I.P. brother.

12.02.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oink Oink

11.02.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0