I was 2 whiskeys deep last night but emailed myself this link and first thing I did this morning was give
06.03.2026 16:09
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I was 2 whiskeys deep last night but emailed myself this link and first thing I did this morning was give
This is why I hate Woody Allen movies, because the characters are reliably none of these
I argue for compelling over relatability every time. Either the character is a mystery you want to see unwrapped, or they're a manifestation of a compulsion you don't want to admit you have.
I lived through the economy being destroyed in 2008. it is not destroyed now. what is happening is that social media is forcing stress to accumulate in your brain until you feel like you have an abscess in your skull, and you project pain.
but to quote buffalo bill - you don't know what pain is
I..uh ...did not say this.
squirrels seem cute but occasionally you get a startling reminder that they're basically rats. like, for example, when they eat all the baby birds cheeping in a nest
Lol it would be hilarious if this war blows up the Ellisons bid to buy Warner Bros. Since the purchase is being backed by money coming from Gulf states.
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Maybe this is just me, but I kind of think massive military operations, in which we're demanding unconditional surrender as the outcome, probably should be authorized by Congress.
was bemused once to see a youtube video that was essentially "did you know that vikings were ~~NOT~~ freaking yoked?? their diets were mostly grain and they often farmed when not raiding! pretty crazy right"
like, if you've ever ice skated before for the very first time, you know what I mean. the leverages are all wrong. you can watch videos of cats losing their minds and being unable to move, just floating in space. that but with your bits out
I bet it's quite a lot harder than people fantasize, is the thing
I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.
eat shit and die motherfucker
top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding
This is one of those things that is less sexy to talk about but is unequivocally a war crime
I'm so glad I enjoy eating like a peasant.
The whole "The Dems would be a center-right party in Europe!" line is so old and moldy that having it in your apartment would open you to eviction. This was true in like 1998, maybe, but the past 28 years have seen America move significantly to the left while Europe stagnated.
yeah I put this exact quote in my authors note in book 2
It is time for Senator Blake Griffin (D-OK).
he fuckin sucks so much, what's the goddamned deal
say what you will about Senator Markwayne Mullin but he has firsthand experience with threats to national security
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
damnit I hoped they were going to make the chief concubine position permanent
a problem with cosmetic injections is I have no concept of what it looks like when it works, only when it doesn't work
on the podcast "how did this get made," the live episode where they reviewed geostorm quickly devolved into them just yelling "GEOSTORM" at the top of their lungs
only the grave will satisfy
🔋BYD revealed its 2nd-generation Blade LFP batteries that are 5% more energy dense and can charge from 10-70% in five minutes.
They can also go from 20-97% at -30°C in just about 12 minutes, directly undermining one of sodium-ion battery’s main advantages.
#greensky #energysky #batteries #battchat
At this rate Project 2029 just gonna be
