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@theukg

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Two Dutch rabbits, one brown and white, one black and white, huddled together in a small pet tent.

Two Dutch rabbits, one brown and white, one black and white, huddled together in a small pet tent.

Selfish post but on behalf of our buns and anybody who relies on Great Western Exotics for their specialist hospital and pet care needs, please sign the petition to try and stop it being closed this month.

c.org/tSxN76mDrp

02.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

life is just doing dishes and laundry until you feel the sweet embrace of death

21.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7
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I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.

I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion

People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

18.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 4816 πŸ” 2131 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 298

Headphones in, volume up. Play on repeat.

15.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For the people currently running the United States Donald Trump has proven to be a very Useful Idiot. Unfortunately there appears to be a surfeit of these people available to them and losing the current Gobshite-In-Chief is unlikely to stop them. (Thought ends)

22.01.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

20.01.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still live in the ignorant hope that there is a plan to restore various rights and freedoms piece by piece until it becomes too difficult not to rejoin as opposed to begging to be allowed back immediately and losing any bargaining power we have already given up. All bloody stupid whatever.

14.01.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you feel like you're putting extra pressure on yourself?

14.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I guess it's next year.

01.01.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

27.12.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜† πŸ¦–πŸ¦–

22.12.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's one of those white cutouts that people put up in their yards that is supposed to show Joseph and Mary praying over a baby Jesus with a round halo above his head, and a star just behind the structure.

It's one of those white cutouts that people put up in their yards that is supposed to show Joseph and Mary praying over a baby Jesus with a round halo above his head, and a star just behind the structure.

Mary and Joseph praying over Jesus in the manger, or
TWO T. REXES FIGHTING OVER A TABLE SAW?

Once seen, cannot be unseen.

22.12.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9
A shop window on Charing Cross Road. The letters β€œUNT” are shiny and highly visible. Disgracefully, there is no graffiti.

A shop window on Charing Cross Road. The letters β€œUNT” are shiny and highly visible. Disgracefully, there is no graffiti.

My β€œLondon is falling” moment: some company called Until has hung giant shiny letters spelling out their name in a curved window on Charing Cross Road so the UNT really stands out as you walk down and nobody, not one of you, has added a C.

For shame, London. For shame ☹️

22.12.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 7

Yep! No idea why they all chase the Red Bull drive when Racing Bulls seems to provide a much better car/environment for them. Maybe it's not an option πŸ€”
I guess we'll see how things go now that the two, er, "strongest characters" aren't on the scene.

14.12.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.12.2025 23:34 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
A drawing of a person cheerily walking captioned on my way to make things worse. by poorlydrawnlines

A drawing of a person cheerily walking captioned on my way to make things worse. by poorlydrawnlines

logging on

08.12.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 1807 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

Ha ha! I guess it's going to be PER VER HAD now πŸ€”

07.12.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank goodness for that!!! #F1

07.12.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hes taking a shit
flushing it twice
gonna regret
that he ate so much spice
santa claus
has
indigestion

01.05.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

My bar for humanity is so low, someone using a turn signal seems like an act of heroism.

02.12.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 807 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 7
Four pictures of a ridiculous tuxedo baby who had no idea how pampered he was about to be. Look at his silly little face, he's got no clue about anything

Four pictures of a ridiculous tuxedo baby who had no idea how pampered he was about to be. Look at his silly little face, he's got no clue about anything

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5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.

I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!

30.11.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 1325 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 16

If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management

25.11.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 21

if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - β€œwait - is this even my disco?”

07.11.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

🀣 I'm worried when Perez returns we may see PER VER TSU.

10.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.

04.11.2025 10:24 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

There should be a β€œskip to the point” button for conversations.

01.11.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6

πŸ˜†

30.10.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bearman, Verstappen.... Finally BEA VER on the timing screen.

26.10.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha ha ha! Loving this anything goes racing πŸ˜† #F1 #WackyRaces

26.10.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SQUARREL

A literal square squirrel

SQUARREL A literal square squirrel

26.09.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0