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stared at browt so much i had a vision

27.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11273 ๐Ÿ” 3901 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Age verification, but it's just measuring how much you hurt and creak just by getting out of bed

25.02.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

24.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2604 ๐Ÿ” 869 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129 ๐Ÿ“Œ 158
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Caption doing all it can to avoid context

23.02.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Summary of an article from aeanet.org stating that SpongeBob SquarePants is expected to enter the public domain in the year 2094.

Summary of an article from aeanet.org stating that SpongeBob SquarePants is expected to enter the public domain in the year 2094.

Just need to live long enough

22.02.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. Itโ€™s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 41469 ๐Ÿ” 14044 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 659 ๐Ÿ“Œ 594

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

02.02.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 14109 ๐Ÿ” 4640 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
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every teenager confronting their parents' DNA

29.01.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here's something I haven't seen many talk about:

Deaf people in MN are terrified of leaving the house. ICE gives verbal commands & expects verbal compliance. They can't even read their lips because of the stupid masks. They're afraid they'll be shot for not following an order they can't hear.

27.01.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all don't need TikTok that bad. Holy hell those terms and conditions.

23.01.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 351 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 18633 ๐Ÿ” 6017 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197 ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

I believe the scientific term for this is โ€œpicking the wrong oneโ€

18.01.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 131 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

G'mork staring at food bowl: It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.

13.01.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 beginning of the year cleaning up files on my PC and found this one a friend send me when working on some code.

Every developer can relate.

#solodev #indiedev #development

05.01.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1938 ๐Ÿ” 381 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Again,

29.12.2025 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5180 ๐Ÿ” 1306 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

The "screws and nails" had me ๐Ÿ˜ฑ but the "uncooked pasta" ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.12.2025 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose

18.12.2025 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 13928 ๐Ÿ” 4303 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156 ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

Is there an Onion article on RFK Jr being renamed RFTK Jr. yet?

18.12.2025 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.12.2025 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 7618 ๐Ÿ” 2947 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66 ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Balatro (2024 video game)

16.12.2025 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PSA: thereโ€™s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.

Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:

For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.

For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody

15.12.2025 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1155 ๐Ÿ” 936 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

They left his name out and somehow still managed to sneak Biden's in there ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

14.12.2025 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenbergโ€™s Bedtime Story Offer

Kids Say Theyโ€™re Okay Without Tale From Director Of โ€˜The Flyโ€™

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenbergโ€™s Bedtime Story Offer Kids Say Theyโ€™re Okay Without Tale From Director Of โ€˜The Flyโ€™

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenbergโ€™s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

13.12.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2351 ๐Ÿ” 409 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Diablo 4 random item name tooltip: ACCELERATING
SEPULCHER EXECUTOR

Diablo 4 random item name tooltip: ACCELERATING SEPULCHER EXECUTOR

*Deltron voice*

13.12.2025 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY ๐Ÿซฆ

13.12.2025 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6035 ๐Ÿ” 1945 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104 ๐Ÿ“Œ 195

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

13.12.2025 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4538 ๐Ÿ” 1538 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17