Paul Choquette

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Age verification, but it's just measuring how much you hurt and creak just by getting out of bed

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

Caption doing all it can to avoid context

Summary of an article from aeanet.org stating that SpongeBob SquarePants is expected to enter the public domain in the year 2094.

Just need to live long enough

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

every teenager confronting their parents' DNA

here's something I haven't seen many talk about:

Deaf people in MN are terrified of leaving the house. ICE gives verbal commands & expects verbal compliance. They can't even read their lips because of the stupid masks. They're afraid they'll be shot for not following an order they can't hear.

Y'all don't need TikTok that bad. Holy hell those terms and conditions.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I believe the scientific term for this is “picking the wrong one”

G'mork staring at food bowl: It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.

2026 beginning of the year cleaning up files on my PC and found this one a friend send me when working on some code.

Every developer can relate.

#solodev #indiedev #development

Again,

The "screws and nails" had me 😱 but the "uncooked pasta" 😂

Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose

Is there an Onion article on RFK Jr being renamed RFTK Jr. yet?

Balatro (2024 video game)

PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.

Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:

For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.

For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody

They left his name out and somehow still managed to sneak Biden's in there 🤦‍♂️

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer Kids Say They’re Okay Without Tale From Director Of ‘The Fly’

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

Diablo 4 random item name tooltip: ACCELERATING SEPULCHER EXECUTOR

*Deltron voice*

I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.