Cussing Carrie's

My poor customer... but her neighbor triggered a flash sale.

Thanks, MAGA!
Use the code THANKSMAGA for 50% off stickers today only!

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Black cat is making a kneading motion on a mint and white zigzag blanket.

"'This is not the time for biscuits?' I does not understand, Mom. It's ALWAYS a good time for biscuits!"

- Sylvie

Sorry, @jimacosta.bsky.social, Charlie got bored and fell asleep during today's show. Perhaps he's dreaming of Duke.

Two more new tees added to the website!

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New tees listed on the website!

Guess who's back... back again... JD's back.... tell a friend...

Customer: "Got any Medusa gear?"

Me: "Damn. I don't. I need some."

My originals. Listed on the website.

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Two new shirts added to the website.

Sugar, spice, abolish ICE.

Cussing Carrie's Creations Little crafts with big sentiments. Sassy, snarky, and sweary homemade goods for all your appropriate and inappropriate gifting needs.

Use code FIVEYEARS at checkout for 20% off your total order through midnight, Jan. 7th.

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There were too many good ones. More favorites.

New stickers listed! Here are a few of my favorites!

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New tees listed on the website!

Cussing Carrie's Creations Little crafts with big sentiments. Sassy, snarky, and sweary homemade goods for all your appropriate and inappropriate gifting needs.

Lots of ways to save at Cussing Carrie's!

❄️ New tees and stickers have been added to the clearance section!

🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."

🧑‍🎄 $25 gift cards are just $22.50.

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More Christmas clearance!

New markdowns on the website!

I had a wonderful time yesterday at Sanctuary Spirits. Great food and a great vibe!

🎁 Don't forget, stickers, keychains, pins, and magnets are 15% off, no code necessary.

🎄 Get $10 off a $50 order when you use the code "SOLSTICE."

🧑‍🎄 $50 gift cards are just $45

Now go tackle your to-do list!

Well, didn’t have the greatest sales this afternoon at Sanctuary Spirits, but I had a great time anyway! The other vendors were all friendly and I did some networking. Don't forget keychains,pins,xand stickers are 15% off! www.cussingcarries.com

Just some of the fun stuff you can get at Cussing Carrie's! Stickers, keychains, pinback buttons, and magnets are currently 15% off! No code nevessary.

You might not have jingled all the way through the week, but you did the damn thing. Now treat yourself to a little something! All stickers, buttons, keychains, and magnets are 15% off through Dec. 25th.. From my tired feet to yours. No code necessary!

I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!

It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.

You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.

My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.

I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.

Fuck it... I'm panicking.

All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!

Black Friday sale!

Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.

I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.

I forget I have this account. I am so sorry. It's like my red-headed stepchild or something.

I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.

My neighbor is fuming.

"This is America. I don't agree with what you sell, but I will defend your right to sell it. I'm not offended at all. It's people like that nasty specimen that give conservatives a bad name."

I look at my contract. There's nothing in there.

My neighbor says, "Excuse me sir?" "And YOU should be ashamed for defending her!" he yells.

He walks away. Five minutes later a student volunteer comes and asks me to remove the shirts. "No political merch. It's in your contract." I do, no questions asked.