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๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜‚๐˜€, ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ต๐˜†๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐–ง๐–พ/๐–ง๐—‚๐—† โœฆ ๐–จ๐—‡๐–ฝ๐—‚๐–พ-๐—‰๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—๐—‹๐–บ๐—’๐–บ๐—… โœฆ ๐—†๐–ฝ๐—‡๐—‚ & ๐—๐–บ๐–ป๐—ˆ๐—ˆ ๐–ฝ๐—‡๐—‚ โœฆ ๐—๐—‹๐—‚๐—๐—‚๐—‡๐—€ ๐–ผ๐— : +๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿช โ€” ๐—ˆ๐–ผ๐–ผ๐–บ๐—Œ๐—‚๐—ˆ๐—‡๐–บ๐—… ๐—Œ๐—Ž๐—€๐—€๐–พ๐—Œ๐—๐—‚๐—๐–พ ๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ ๐—‡๐—Œ๐–ฟ๐— โœฆ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐˜†โฅ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜†/๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ โœฆ ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป + ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป: ๐š๐ฏ๐จ๐œ๐š๐๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ

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Latest posts by ๐–ฃ๐–บ๐—๐–พ ๐–ฒ. @mccoolest

Faygo was pumped through the plumbing instead of tap water. The new national pastime was having type 2 diabetes. And the national anthem was replaced by a 3 minute high-reverb audio clip of President Jay farting into a microphone while laughing.

03.03.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dave: > Arrive in a fiery explosion

20.01.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spookyโฅ

coming back soon i prommy..... jsdhfkj holiday retail

11.01.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Solely to repost on my accs.

Indeterminate Hiatus. For my own mental well being, I am taking a break. I don't know when I will be back or what accs I will keep when I return. If you need to contact me, ask for discord.

14.12.2025 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

...

aw fuck

29.10.2025 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whos problem

whuh

29.10.2025 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is her fucking problem

29.10.2025 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

him in even closer. This was very uncool and unsmooth of you, Strider.]

27.10.2025 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was more like a dam had burst and all those feelings you covered with thinly veiled shitty jokes had erupted.

You pull away again to suck in some air; you're not some fish you remind yourself, and press your face into the grey skin.

Fingers curl into Karkats shirt as you try to pull

27.10.2025 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[ Your breath has gown heavy and rapid, your face feels overly hot and flushed. Somehow, you just can't get close enough, feverishly pressing your lips to the trolls seeking more and more contact.

All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,

27.10.2025 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

spookyโฅ

if i missed anything lmk

24.10.2025 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spookyโฅ

SORRY THISNIS LAATEEEE

24.10.2025 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[ You shrug, but then give Karkats question some actual thought. Why ARE they called the same thing..?]

.. i dont actually know to be honest with you

no fucking idea

24.10.2025 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spookyโฅ

im so sorru this is laTE

24.10.2025 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

> Dave: make heart hands

no

24.10.2025 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spookyโฅ

*shits myself* more soon? eventually? working on it

20.10.2025 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

adoration from beneath your eyelashes.

Most people close their eyes when kissing, you know. But somehow, you feel if you close your eyesโ€” when you open them again, he won't be there.]

20.10.2025 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

flounder lowerโ€” grasping and pulling at the the trolls waist to pull him closer.

As if that were even physically possible? Any closer and you would be smashing your skulls together.

Those cool glasses of yours are pushed further into your hair; you sneak glances at that object of your

20.10.2025 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[ You suck in air the moment Karkats lips leave yours in that brief and dreadful moment. Did you forget how to breathe entirely, or were you just practicing holding?

Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands

20.10.2025 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

spookyโฅ

hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too

01.10.2025 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spookyโฅ

hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too

01.10.2025 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fumbling at it!]

> Dave: Cup those cheeks.

[ You reach up, cupping Karkats face in your hands. You're kind of lousy at this.. but you dont really mind that, or mind the trolls teeth either.]

13.09.2025 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[ Holy shit you're actually really bad at this! For some romantic gesture.. you're kind of clumsy and awkward about it. If you came in any faster towards Karkats face, it would be a slamming headbutt but noโ€” you're holding your breath and pressing lips against lips.

All that talk and you're

13.09.2025 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

> Dave: Act surprised!

what the helly..

06.09.2025 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

spookyโฅ

WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING

06.09.2025 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.

for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food

[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]

06.09.2025 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

got it right okay

so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing

sort of

kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism

06.09.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...

nnnnooooo

[Yes you fucking did.]

its not shitty its got uh

nuts in it

06.09.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

suggests; pressing your lips against his in a quick and almost clumsy manner.

You've built it up so much in your head over the years that you nearly knocked your head into his. Very smooth!]

06.09.2025 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[ You ignore any of Karkats remarks, entirely tuned in on the task at hand. You are a paragon of focus.

You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]

> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.

[ You do just as that little voice in your head

06.09.2025 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1