Vincent Hayes

need Sandra Bullock to hit me with a bus

Best of luck!

I can't find a good gif. But if you know, you know.

"Where would I find the Wendy's brand ground beef? I don't trust the other brands, I've heard they're made of human meat."
An ACTUAL thing a customer said to me last night. I had a real It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia moment.

Can't sleep, send nudes.

In Search Of: A Full Night's Sleep

A black German Shepherd named Finn stands tall on a tufted teal sofa, wearing a bright blue hooded bathrobe covered in yellow rubber ducks. He has a stoic, slightly unimpressed expression with his large ears alert, looking directly at the camera post-bath.

FINN: Mistakes were made. Water was involved. I’ve contacted my lawyer, but I’m withholding judgment because the bathrobe has ducks and the treats were top-tier. Baths: 0/10. Rubber ducky drip: 12/10 🐥

#CityDogFinn #DogSky

Photo of a gray and white goat, looking up at the camera appearing to smile. He is laying on thick hay bedding on the floor of a barn.

This photo expresses everything you need to know about Jarjar. He’s just a happy, happy, loving boy!

Photo of a small light brown, lop eared rabbit, lying on his belly with his hind legs displayed out behind him. He is on the heated concrete floor of his pan on a quilted pink blanket, and he is facing a novelty bed, which is shaped like a television set.

Little man Artie watching tv. ☺️ 📺

Branch manager branching out

You shiver, and the city shivers with you.

Look out, Mr. Potato Head!

black and white photo of a beautiful longhaired white and tabby cat sitting up on a table covered in a patterned run. It seems to have a bow around its neck but it's hard to see due to the length of the cat's fur.

Luxury potato bear. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

So thoughtful of them to help out!

Dragon Age: the Veilguard is a beautiful game, part 3

I'm calling off work tonight. I'm not scheduled to work, I'm just calling to make sure they know I'm not coming in.

No!

Photo of a beautiful, shaggy, dark brown horse standing in a snowy pasture with woods behind him.

All of our residents have stories, but sweet Zydin might have a few more than most because he is a former Detroit mounted police horse. Thankfully he is retired from that life and his only job now is to be a healthy, happy horse!

A picture of a bunch of weed between two pieces of bread with a bottle of mustard behind it

This vegan shit is easy

a collage of photos of 8 pigs in different sized rectangular frames. One of the frames is a cream color and brown texts says "happy national pig day"

March 1st is National Pig Day! Of course, every day is a good day to celebrate these incredibly smart, sensitive, social, and loving souls, but most people don't get the chance to know pigs in person so it's great to have an official day to show them off. ❤️

This world makes me profoundly sad.

Black and white photo of three dark tabby kittens, one lighter, tabby, and one white kitten sitting inside of a miniature covered wagon.

The Oregon Trail reboot that the world needs right now. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

A lot of very smart, very trustworthy and reliable people have warned us for a DECADE that Trump would lead us to war. And a lot of very stupid motherfuckers voted for him three times.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

If the men who declared war were the ones deployed to fight it, there would never be another one

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

The “I can do anything I want” doctrine.

My radical leftist views are I'd rather have my tax dollars going toward saving and improving lives, not death and destruction. Crazy, I know.