Max

BREAKING: UK Greens smash Reform and Labor to win the by-election in Manchester. This is real momentum and it’s how we defeat the racist right across the globe, with hope and confidence we can build a brighter and fairer future. 💚💚💚

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Winning the doctors in my team over by getting my dog driven to our morning coffee break 🐾 ☕

I love that Adelaide shows up big time for an event.

Huge crowds for Laneway with Chappell Roan - great night!

Spent my carbon budget on buying interstate Harry Styles tickets

Then Lily Allen and Robyn announce Australian tours that are skipping Adelaide too?!? 💔

This looks like a lie in

The opening ceremony was fantastic.

Got me excited for Brisbane 32 already! 🇦🇺 🥇 🇦🇺

New pizza shop Doughjo makes Neapolitan 'classics with a twist', but it nearly didn't happen Built through adversity, persistence and a lot of late nights, Doughjo is the debut pizza venture from chef Lucas Lima in Glenelg South.

I didn't know it was your pussy palace
I thought it was a...
glamadelaide.com.au/new-pizza-sh...

Summer has still got some way to go in Adelaide, but now I'm waking in the dark?!

I spent five minutes trying to get a non-existent contact lens out this morning

Whilst this is true, what's that got to do with the news story?

Next time Beverley Knight does a homecoming gig I will ensure I seek these out for a post-concert snack. Sounds amazing.

Wait what. I am from the West Midlands and have no idea what an orange chip is, what didn't make it to Solihull?!

90 minutes until I have to deal with the inbox of a doctor who's been away for a week.

Outlook is the haunted house of our time.

I've had to call Air NZ a lot this week and have had to try and bury my English Midlands accent for my best attempt at a Kiwi I've to get through the menus!

Finally back in Australia and on Bluesky after a trip to French Polynesia sadly ended up as a trip instead to the slightly less tropical Auckland.

£35 if they're from TV
£25 if less known

I worried you wouldn't know and would just think I was lobbing an insult at you!

a man in a tutu is dancing in a field with other people ALT: a man in a tutu is dancing in a field with other people

Everyone else heading to this gig is dressed the same.
I've missed a memo.

Your thirties hits hard.

You can't be disowned by your children unless you have them!

Girlbands 5eva

I love Adelaide - but failing to muster enough homosexuals to sell out a Troye Sivan gig is shameful.

Caroline Lucas and Dominic Grieve join forces as new European Movement Co-Presidents Caroline Lucas and Rt Hon Dominic Grieve KC have been unveiled as the new Co-Presidents of European Movement UK, the country’s fastest-growing pro-European organisation

💥 NEWS! 💥

Delighted to announce that we have TWO new Presidents at European Movement UK:

Caroline Lucas and Dominic Grieve

Our former President, Michael Heseltine stepped down at the AGM this weekend.

Onwards and definitely upwards!
www.europeanmovement.co.uk/new-european...

Anybody else being bombarded with notifications of absolute nonsense from the the place now we're not opening it?

That they could start their discography off so strongly but repeatedly live up to it - icons.

Going to work covered in paint just to remind everybody that I'm actually quite masc thanks.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

I almost moved back from Australia for this. What a woman.

They told me the magpies in Blackwood were domesticated but this is ridiculous.

Can't believe I'm posting furst traps already

I love living here.
Hello from my front garden.