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Seriously folks. Why is this rapist bigot pedophile cancerous piece of shit even given a speech right now? The fact he isn't rotting in jail should be a source or irredeemably shame for any American.

25.02.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: 73% of all people watching the Shite of the Union are hoping this is the time Drumpf strokes out on camera.

25.02.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi claims Trump is "the most transparent president in the nation's history." C'mon, Pam. The only way Trump could ever be transparent is if someone kicked the shit out of him.

12.02.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's not mince words. This Greenland shit is happening because America is overloaded with inbred hillbilly trash who voted for this to happen. Fuck you, America. You are the most stupid excuse for a country the world has ever seen and a cancer tumor on the unwiped asshole of humanity.

20.01.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The USA is a failed state collapsing under the weight of its own stupidity. They ruined their own country and now turning their drooling hillbilly sights on others. First Venezuela, now Greenland. Canada next? We can't let this shithole idiocracy spread. The world need to stand up to Nazi America.

08.01.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuz he's a disgusting piece of shit, just like Trump and his league of trash supporters.

08.01.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rubio at Trump's latest rambling "news conference" looks like a kid whose dad showed up at their school drunk.

03.01.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who expected more from the Democrats is politely reminded that Democrats are American too. A lifetime of living up in a country whose only contribution to the world is showing the truly grotesque depths of human stupidity impacts everyone, regardless of political stripe.

11.11.2025 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my defense, I had the right month. ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.11.2025 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oopsy

07.11.2025 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans living in Canada or abroad. As for you poor schmucks still living in that deluded, shithole excuse for a country, you might wanna just skip the whole thing. You have nothing to be thankful for.

07.11.2025 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?

24.10.2025 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who thinks the orange piece of shit deserves credit for the Gaza ceasefire needs to explain why the great negotiator can't pass a simple spending bill in his own country.

10.10.2025 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.

03.10.2025 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.

19.09.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.09.2025 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You misspelled "cunt".

18.09.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It took me a day to realize why Melanoma's outfit looked so familiar

18.09.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.

18.09.2025 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God save the queef

16.09.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?

16.09.2025 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.

16.09.2025 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What grief, though? That was the fakest display of mourning I've ever witnessed. I've seen better acting in porn.

14.09.2025 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?

13.09.2025 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.

13.09.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He deserves about as much compassion as Hitler in his bunker. It's not condoning political violence to admit the truth that Charlie Kirk was a cancer on the asshole of civil society.

10.09.2025 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, do they do that EVERY garbage day?

10.09.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gawd yes. The Poland thing freaked me out, too. History repeating itself and all that. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

10.09.2025 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His wife's okay. She's already being consoled by that pilates instructor who looks like her kids.

10.09.2025 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Breaking news: Canadian PM Mark Carney offers to send in Alanis Morissette to console Charlie Kirk fans

10.09.2025 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0