Valkryir

Friday's entertainment, someone in town bought an old raf training jet. After a brief joyride, I dont know whether they have messed up the landing approach 6 times now or are practising. But it's a loud one when it speeds back up

Map of Marathon launch times: US Pacific: March 5 at 10AM PST US Eastern: March 5 at 1PM EST UK: March 5 at 6PM GMT Central Europe: March 5 at 7PM CET Australia: March 6 at 5AM AEDT New Zealand: March 6 at 7AM NZDT

The only marathon I'm waking up at 5am for

I didn't think I would like Marathon at all because I have not really liked extraction shooters in the past but I accidentally 10hours of it in server slam. It has the good shooty feeling

I get it now: Marathon satisfies, at 20 minute intervals, my masculine urge to bleed out [here]

[here] is a dreamlike and baleful alien vista contaminated, but not yet mutilated by utterly overmatched human brute force

It made me worse

hate to be continuing my theme of energy drink posting but this could fix me

How is no-one selling indulgences on the blockchain yet

Congrats on the release! It's out in the world now, how exciting!

A chat conversation between a friend and me: Friend: [Redacted] tells me you've been making ai art Friend: Are these allegations true Friend: On Facebook no less Me: Wat Me: I would rather eat a shoe

Someone out there slandering my good name

Monster Mango Loco. I read online the recipe might have changed in the past six months but dunno

my emotional support energy drink tastes wrong today 🫠

Everyone should checkout this wonderful little game. It's so incredibly charming and it has a demo so you can try it out right now!

Photo of a treadmill dashboard. The display had the word "POO" on it or maybe its meant to read as "P - Zero - Zero" indicating the selected program but this is the one case where I think a zero based index should not be used.

fml I just got on the treadmil at the gym and it's already insulting me

The gist is a kart racing game, but instead of racing the player has to do all the groundskeeping, like mowing and other odd jobs while the races are on (dont get ran over). Over time you build your own kart with parts bought or salvaged to participate in the races and climb the ranks.

This is amazing also welp time to rework my grass and mowing mechanics for the 4th time

A still of Mr Burns from The Simpson's glowing in a forest with huge eyes

How it feels to be sent back into the daylight after getting the pupil dilation drops during the eye exam

Sure sure sure I could be doing the gamedev tasks I set out to do today but after writing a whole 2 lines of code I deserve a little treat of playing games for 4 hours

The main advantage they get is deputising their most loyal corporate simps to defend the good name of the business and chastise you for daring to ask for help. Meanwhile the actual paid employees ignore your support tickets for weeks

I continue to despise the use of Discord as a support platform. If it's open source, unpaid or a mod or something sure ok fine but I won't like it.

If you're a company using discord as a primary support platform then you aren't a real company you are larping, even worse if it's a physical product

A stylised 3D model of an Otter in coveralls carrying a much too large red fuel can.

working on some refuelling mechanics for Stay In Your Lane

#gamedev

im being very brave today and streaming some work on Stay In Your Lane to try and keep myself on task and not start scrolling tiktok the moment I run into the smallest hiccup
www.twitch.tv/valkryir

#gamedev

Walking in to an almost empty gym only to get flashbanged by some bodybuilder practising his posing in his speedos in front of the mirrors 🤮

yes

Yeah I'm usually the same regarding the new stuff, KCD2 and Death Stranding 2 were the only new games I played this year I think just because sequels to games I liked.

I only finished fallout new vegas this year lmao

KCD2 was robbed of rpg of the year 🥲

can't wait to sit down and eat my lunch while watching the trailers from the game awards

*watches divinity*

nvm wasn't hungry anyway

A photo of a sticker with a donut and the text "Full Snack Developer"

meirl

Aside from bluesky. Who are being cowards about it because they weren't even on the list

None of the social media bans sites have asked me to verify my age. Which is good, but I fear I have been officially designated as old