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Retired Navy Senior Chief, strongly anti-tribalism, think and speak for yourself. 🚫 No DMs, Not at all interested in your OnlyFans account or your Crypto

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Picking Markwayne Mullin to join the most embarrassing cabinet in the history of the US begs the question, when is the supply of these dipshits going to dry up?

07.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Picking Markwayne Mullin to join the most embarrassing cabinet in the history of the US begs the question, when is the supply of these dipshits going to dry up?

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My choice for Vice President

18.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Follow the money and watch who benefits from today’s upcoming stock market crash. Trump’s corrupt pals will shelter their money today and buy low when the market recovers from our self inflicted chaos.

20.01.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He already had the costume, moved to the head of the line.

Release the Epstein files

16.01.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's says here on your resumΓ© that you have the Nobel Peace Prize, what year did you win that?

Funny story there... Did you also notice I won the FIFA Peace Prize?

16.01.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations Mr President ya fuckin clown.

15.01.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have my golf club’s senior club championship trophy (something else he didn’t earn) I could give him if he would resign.

09.01.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This a picture of the first dance with Mother of the Groom?

12.12.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First FIFA Peace Prize?! I got mine in 1986!

06.12.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. President, something for your consideration

Trump: Whatdya got?

Tiny cars sir, awaiting your approval.

T: How tiny

Real tiny

T: OK, I approve. Do they come in gold?

05.12.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be disrespectful to a seemingly great guy, but where did this come from, his 401K?

03.12.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Survivors go to trial/GITMO and talk, Greasy Pete can't have that.

01.12.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

22.11.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Confirmed, not a witch. Wait, I think I have that backwards, witches DO float. On to the next test.

22.11.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Showing up will give her a chance to eat in the congressional dining room.

21.11.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eddie, the Boss wants some more golden doo-dads for the Oval.

Phil, for Christ sake, I'm out of, doo-dads, space, and drywall anchors.

Yesterday was Eddie's last day.

19.11.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was The Onion

09.11.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Where does the federal government obtain these gilded doo-dads that now adorn the People's/Whore House?

07.11.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else, when their 401K takes a hit, say "what did the orange idiot say now?"

05.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fixing from within is contrary to good order and discipline. Flag Officers retire and come forward, but they won’t do it while in uniform.

31.10.2025 11:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not what we do. We follow lawful orders. I joined under Carter and retired under GWB so I saw good and bad C in C’s over the years. We count on our elected officials to maintain order over our leaders. I think GEN Milley was the most outspoken flag officer…

31.10.2025 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought he was going to fix it day 1? Is this another 9/11, now I have the tallest building moment?

30.10.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not like the DOJ has money put aside for this kind of thing from fines and such, this is our tax dollars.

27.10.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ballroom/whorehouse is just another grift, a way to launder money and collect bribes. Release the Epstein Files

24.10.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just another grift, a way to launder money and collect bribes.

24.10.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it shocking that one demented man and his financial toadies can alter the β€œPeople’s House” without any oversite, especially when people are not getting paid. How much is it going to cost us to tastefully decorate that gaudy shithole after he is dead or imprisoned?

23.10.2025 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What disgusting people

21.10.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis

20.10.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I met our "President", here's the story he would tell. Guy came up to me, big guy, tough guy. He had tears in his eyes and he said, I served my Country for 26 years, and you shame America, you are a lawless grifter.

19.10.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0