Hey peeps! I haven't disappeared. Just had 2 family members & my Aussie baby ending up in the E.R. in less than a week. I'm a bit frazzled & my anxiety is through the roof. I'll be back soon ๐ฉต
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Political junkie & animal lover ๐พ with a weird sense of humor. Twitter refugee ๐คญ But first....COFFEE โ๏ธ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น If you know anyone who still needs to be rescued from Toxic City (X), let me know ๐ ๐ฆ twitter.com/oXxRowanxXo
Hey peeps! I haven't disappeared. Just had 2 family members & my Aussie baby ending up in the E.R. in less than a week. I'm a bit frazzled & my anxiety is through the roof. I'll be back soon ๐ฉต
Slippery Road sign warning displayed & a car trying to replicate the skidding on sign..... IT'S THE LAW
All these rules are starting to get way too challenging for me. ๐คฃ๐
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lf cats worked in shops "WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT GO FIND IT YOURSELF."
So......no difference? ๐คฃ๐
Ewwwwww ๐คฃ๐ Good morning Ice ๐ฉต๐ค
GENK THE ONLY GENERATION THAT BECAME 30 AT THE AGE OF-10 AND STILL IS 30 AT 50
Amen! Now passing the memo to my body ๐คฃ๐
Good morning sis ๐ฉต๐ค
Me: I should probably start xmas shopping for the fam Also me: *walking out with all shopping bags filled with presents for myself
What? 'Tis the season to treat myself ๐คฃ
ADOPTED A PUPPY RECENTLY? IT'S IMPORTANT TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE 3 PHASES OF CANINE DEVELOPMENT: 0-4 MONTHS = cute puppy 4-24 MONTHS = tyrannosaurus 24+ MONTHS = well trained dog
Based on decades long scientific study, evidence that it's absolutely possible to domesticate a t-rex ๐คฃ๐
Me: "I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning." My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant and you ate 4 of them. "
People can be so anal ๐คฃ๐
DON'T FORGET TO TURN YOUR BATHROOM SCALES BACK 15 POUNDS WEDNESDAY 2 AM FOR THANKSGIVING
Makes more sense than daylight saving debate ๐คฃ๐
White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund... *Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a bug and asking him to catch it for me
Go on, little one. Kitty is brave. Kitty is strong. Kitty is ninja ๐คฃ๐
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This is hilarious ๐คฃ๐
Oh stop whining ๐คฃ๐
*medieval painting of a maiden & a knight... Maiden: Why art thou wearing thy full arour, good Sir Knight? Art thou off to do battle in the Crusades? Knight: Nay my lady. I'm going to try and give my cat a pill
In that case, Godspeed. It was a pleasure knowing you ๐คฃ๐
FOOD FOR THOUGHT, ALMOST EVERY HAND YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.
Sharing the wisdom. You're welcome ๐คฃ๐
I'm dying here ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Holy crap! Is he....being censored?
BWAHAHAHA ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
I can't view it?! WTF? Is BlueSky conspiring against me? ๐คฃ๐
It's either the cat or the dog doing it. Ain't gonna be me ๐คฃโค๏ธ๐ค
White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund... *Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a bug and asking him to catch it for me
Go on, little one. Kitty is brave. Kitty is strong. Kitty is ninja ๐คฃ๐
DON'T FORGET TO TURN YOUR BATHROOM SCALES BACK 15 POUNDS WEDNESDAY 2 AM FOR THANKSGIVING
Makes more sense than daylight saving debate ๐คฃ๐
Good morning Chris โค๏ธ๐ค
G'morning Jason โค๏ธ๐ค
Good morning Hayward โค๏ธ๐ค
"How do you take your coffee?" "Immediately, if not sooner" Spring (Apple Blossoms) by John Everett Millais
Good morning โ๏ธ๐ฉต
FOOD FOR THOUGHT, ALMOST EVERY HAND YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.
Sharing the wisdom. You're welcome ๐คฃ๐
Good morning Jonathan โค๏ธ๐ค Absolutely ๐คฃ