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Rowan Moon ๐Ÿฆ‹

@oxxrowanxxo

Political junkie & animal lover ๐Ÿพ with a weird sense of humor. Twitter refugee ๐Ÿคญ But first....COFFEE โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น If you know anyone who still needs to be rescued from Toxic City (X), let me know ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿฆ twitter.com/oXxRowanxXo

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Hey peeps! I haven't disappeared. Just had 2 family members & my Aussie baby ending up in the E.R. in less than a week. I'm a bit frazzled & my anxiety is through the roof. I'll be back soon ๐Ÿฉต

06.12.2023 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Slippery Road sign warning displayed & a car trying to replicate the skidding on sign.....

IT'S THE LAW

Slippery Road sign warning displayed & a car trying to replicate the skidding on sign..... IT'S THE LAW

All these rules are starting to get way too challenging for me. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

28.11.2023 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

28.11.2023 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
lf cats worked in shops
"WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT
GO FIND IT YOURSELF."

lf cats worked in shops "WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT GO FIND IT YOURSELF."

So......no difference? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

28.11.2023 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ewwwwww ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Good morning Ice ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿค—

27.11.2023 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
GENK
THE ONLY GENERATION THAT BECAME 30 AT
THE AGE OF-10 AND STILL IS 30 AT 50

GENK THE ONLY GENERATION THAT BECAME 30 AT THE AGE OF-10 AND STILL IS 30 AT 50

Amen! Now passing the memo to my body ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.11.2023 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good morning sis ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿค—

27.11.2023 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me: I should probably start xmas
shopping for the fam
Also me: *walking out with all shopping bags filled with presents for myself

Me: I should probably start xmas shopping for the fam Also me: *walking out with all shopping bags filled with presents for myself

What? 'Tis the season to treat myself ๐Ÿคฃ

27.11.2023 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ADOPTED A PUPPY RECENTLY?
IT'S IMPORTANT TO REALIZE THAT THERE
ARE 3 PHASES OF CANINE DEVELOPMENT:
0-4 MONTHS = cute puppy 
4-24 MONTHS = tyrannosaurus 
24+ MONTHS = well trained dog

ADOPTED A PUPPY RECENTLY? IT'S IMPORTANT TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE 3 PHASES OF CANINE DEVELOPMENT: 0-4 MONTHS = cute puppy 4-24 MONTHS = tyrannosaurus 24+ MONTHS = well trained dog

Based on decades long scientific study, evidence that it's absolutely possible to domesticate a t-rex ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

21.11.2023 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Me: "I'm still tired from all
the crossfit this morning."
My co-worker: "It's
pronounced 'croissant
and you ate 4 of them. "

Me: "I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning." My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant and you ate 4 of them. "

People can be so anal ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

21.11.2023 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
DON'T FORGET
TO TURN YOUR
BATHROOM SCALES
BACK 15 POUNDS
WEDNESDAY 2 AM
FOR THANKSGIVING

DON'T FORGET TO TURN YOUR BATHROOM SCALES BACK 15 POUNDS WEDNESDAY 2 AM FOR THANKSGIVING

Makes more sense than daylight saving debate ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund...

*Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a
bug and asking him to catch it for me

White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund... *Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a bug and asking him to catch it for me

Go on, little one. Kitty is brave. Kitty is strong. Kitty is ninja ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If youโ€™re a BlueSky newbie Twitter refugee & wish to connect with your Blue friends, drop a ๐Ÿ’™ here & share. Let's see how many can reconnect

20.09.2023 11:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 417 ๐Ÿ” 178 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 349 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

This is hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.11.2023 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh stop whining ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
*medieval painting of a maiden & a knight...

Maiden: Why art thou wearing thy full
arour, good Sir Knight?
Art thou off to do battle in the Crusades?

Knight: Nay my lady. I'm going to try and give my cat a pill

*medieval painting of a maiden & a knight... Maiden: Why art thou wearing thy full arour, good Sir Knight? Art thou off to do battle in the Crusades? Knight: Nay my lady. I'm going to try and give my cat a pill

In that case, Godspeed. It was a pleasure knowing you ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.11.2023 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FOOD FOR THOUGHT,
ALMOST EVERY HAND
YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN
HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, ALMOST EVERY HAND YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.

Sharing the wisdom. You're welcome ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.11.2023 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm dying here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

20.11.2023 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy crap! Is he....being censored?

BWAHAHAHA ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

20.11.2023 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't view it?! WTF? Is BlueSky conspiring against me? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's either the cat or the dog doing it. Ain't gonna be me ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ๐Ÿค—

20.11.2023 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund...

*Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a
bug and asking him to catch it for me

White witch in Narnia enchanting Edmund... *Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a bug and asking him to catch it for me

Go on, little one. Kitty is brave. Kitty is strong. Kitty is ninja ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DON'T FORGET
TO TURN YOUR
BATHROOM SCALES
BACK 15 POUNDS
WEDNESDAY 2 AM
FOR THANKSGIVING

DON'T FORGET TO TURN YOUR BATHROOM SCALES BACK 15 POUNDS WEDNESDAY 2 AM FOR THANKSGIVING

Makes more sense than daylight saving debate ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2023 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good morning Chris โค๏ธ๐Ÿค—

20.11.2023 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

G'morning Jason โค๏ธ๐Ÿค—

20.11.2023 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning Hayward โค๏ธ๐Ÿค—

20.11.2023 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"How do you take your coffee?"
"Immediately, if not sooner"


Spring (Apple Blossoms) by John Everett Millais

"How do you take your coffee?" "Immediately, if not sooner" Spring (Apple Blossoms) by John Everett Millais

Good morning โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฉต

20.11.2023 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FOOD FOR THOUGHT,
ALMOST EVERY HAND
YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN
HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, ALMOST EVERY HAND YOU'VE EVER SHAKEN HAS HAD A DICK IN IT.

Sharing the wisdom. You're welcome ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.11.2023 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning Jonathan โค๏ธ๐Ÿค— Absolutely ๐Ÿคฃ

16.11.2023 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0