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@eateroflives

My god, I'm weird. He/Him, collector of broken toys, writer of occasional smut.

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Congratulations to Wayne Reynolds @waynereynoldsart.bsky.social for his induction into The Academy of Adventure Gaming Arts and Design Hall of Fame! Wayne Reynolds has illustrated Pathfinder rulebook covers since the launch of the system, and continues to design iconic heroes today!

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10.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 237 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Port Richard.

12.02.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why do you wear that choker around your neck, my dear?"

12.02.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are the elect. Their power and wealth proves God loves them--and that they're not only saved, but ontologically good no matter their earthly works. They can do anything, hurt anyone, and if we object we're enemies of God.

11.02.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its tendency to empower horrible old men to sexually abuse children is yet another proof that capitalism is a religion.

08.02.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slug penis fencing.

29.01.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That lost child thing is such an insidious piece of propaganda. It clicks perfectly into the framework of things right-wingers are already told to believe about Europe.

27.01.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 18630 ๐Ÿ” 6016 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 196 ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

I'm not sure even being a sexual predator explains this level of depravity. We've elected rapists before, and I'm fairly certain Thomas Jefferson never commissioned engravings of his enemies brutalized and sobbing. There's a much deeper rot at work here.

24.01.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think I've ever seen you draw anything a vanilla person would recognize as smutty.

24.01.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bane of leviathans.

16.01.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone.

11.01.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Orwell thought the Party would abolish human sexuality. He never imagined how much simpler and more effective it would be to make rape a sacrament.

10.01.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm getting New Yorker cartoon vibes here. Like it's waiting for a dryly humorous caption.

09.01.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Normal Rockwell I believe man

Normal Rockwell I believe man

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

04.01.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 16613 ๐Ÿ” 5897 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136 ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

What if they get pithed?

09.12.2025 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, it's a nice change from Grandma-sweltered-to-death weather.

08.12.2025 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, are those @morikoa3.bsky.social's bunnies? Or is that just how Koreans are drawn in some media you've both seen and I haven't?

08.12.2025 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to admit, the context of that mantra slightly undermines the sexiness.

05.12.2025 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Irys. Biboo has no mode between "toddler" and "grandma."

04.12.2025 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a pilaf, but with orzo pasta instead of rice.

30.11.2025 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, that would be an effective ticket.

28.11.2025 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but ours is Halloween.

28.11.2025 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Columbus Day* is about genocide. Thanksgiving is about the one day the settlers kept the murderboner in their pants.

27.11.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The feeling of holding a pretty little thing so deep in a trance that she doesn't notice anything that's happening~

26.11.2025 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No kings but Aragorn. No cops but James Gordon.

25.11.2025 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda had a feeling--same energy as when people tell you that "NASA" is a Hebrew word.

22.11.2025 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's something tragic about the fact that every single newspaper clipping I could find about that championship deadnames her. Obviously, it was 1980 and she hadn't come out yet--but it's still sad, you know?

18.11.2025 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would Feanor have used Lisp or COBOL?

17.11.2025 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So based.

16.11.2025 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0