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You’re welcome! I hope you’re feeling a bit better as of late. 🫡

06.03.2026 06:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wine-dark sea!

WINE-DARK SEA!

06.03.2026 06:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of Symphony of the Night showing the opening confrontation between Dracula and Richter. Dracula's dialogue is edited to read "Shut up, Belmont. I'm having a breakthrough. A-L-U-C... My god! It IS Dracula backwards!"

Screenshot of Symphony of the Night showing the opening confrontation between Dracula and Richter. Dracula's dialogue is edited to read "Shut up, Belmont. I'm having a breakthrough. A-L-U-C... My god! It IS Dracula backwards!"

22.02.2026 23:44 👍 1967 🔁 580 💬 11 📌 7
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

20.02.2026 01:02 👍 10504 🔁 2573 💬 53 📌 51

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 👍 20622 🔁 4617 💬 110 📌 67

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 👍 16708 🔁 4836 💬 93 📌 73

I’m sure Homan’s crying into his bribe-bag every night… 😒

30.01.2026 04:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god, they’re already not allowed to deport US citizens.

This is not bargaining. This is acquiescence in the face of authoritarianism.

30.01.2026 01:28 👍 701 🔁 225 💬 31 📌 8

"In theater" is a military term that refers to a wartime theater of operations. ICE and CBP agents are in Minnesota, which is one of the United States. The enemy in this military operation are citizens of Minnesotans and the United States.

29.01.2026 17:59 👍 3228 🔁 993 💬 141 📌 38

WHAT

29.01.2026 21:11 👍 302 🔁 143 💬 2 📌 1
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...

“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

27.01.2026 00:30 👍 2242 🔁 445 💬 46 📌 20

Just tell RFK JR that broccoli is a protein. He won’t know.

27.01.2026 01:00 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

24.01.2026 20:17 👍 9143 🔁 2589 💬 113 📌 105

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

25.01.2026 01:15 👍 6975 🔁 1776 💬 111 📌 34

Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."

25.01.2026 05:09 👍 2660 🔁 835 💬 8 📌 16

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

24.01.2026 18:00 👍 29192 🔁 8239 💬 307 📌 197

“don’t give them what they want”

they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance

24.01.2026 18:18 👍 2832 🔁 1051 💬 12 📌 9

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

24.01.2026 18:29 👍 10496 🔁 3404 💬 66 📌 47

You: It can’t happen to me.

The state: we looked into this white guy we killed and we do feel a need to bring up these parking tickets

24.01.2026 19:25 👍 4238 🔁 1176 💬 21 📌 11

"Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the incident." -NY Times

Really?

There's a faster, easier, and more honest way to say that, @nytimes.com.

Try again.

24.01.2026 20:50 👍 97 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

24.01.2026 22:24 👍 22228 🔁 4474 💬 484 📌 205

There has to be a word beyond outrage for when this loathsome, lying pack of slovenly frauds uses a Web 2.0 version of the Klan to publicly butcher the best humanity has to offer and then dare you to question their right to do it and laugh in your face about it

25.01.2026 02:17 👍 902 🔁 173 💬 15 📌 4

It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words.

If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?

24.01.2026 16:40 👍 7367 🔁 2046 💬 132 📌 52

Bovino looks like a gremlin that popped out of RFK JR’s back after he was splashed with water.

24.01.2026 03:58 👍 36 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”

23.01.2026 22:32 👍 211 🔁 50 💬 4 📌 1

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

21.01.2026 19:08 👍 8687 🔁 1960 💬 360 📌 63
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

21.01.2026 22:30 👍 1311 🔁 207 💬 21 📌 5

It’s kind of wild that not only should the government NOT be doing evil shit, they should actually be doing GOOD things for us because we pay them lots of money in something called taxes

22.01.2026 00:21 👍 1509 🔁 234 💬 22 📌 11
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me every single day

03.01.2026 17:29 👍 6318 🔁 1747 💬 63 📌 47

We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag

20.01.2026 03:15 👍 1656 🔁 306 💬 35 📌 14