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Roldán Belenos

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Wazgunna pack my leathers today, but went to Oklahoma to visit Mom instead. I'll squeeze it in after work in the next couple of days I guess.

09.03.2026 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A close-up ground-level view of wild grape hyacinths (Muscari armeniacum).

A close-up ground-level view of wild grape hyacinths (Muscari armeniacum).

March 8, 2026
Cockburn Town, Turks and Caicos Islands

Wild grape hyacinth flowers (Muscari armeniacum) growing on my (future) grave.

Okay, okay, don't get in a twist. My sister and I have already staked our spots in the little country cemetery where several generations of our ancestors are buried.

09.03.2026 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a black leather shirt, black leather tie, and black Muir cap with silver trim; the visor of the cap is covering his eyes.

A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a black leather shirt, black leather tie, and black Muir cap with silver trim; the visor of the cap is covering his eyes.

February 28, 2026
Edinburgh of the Seven Seas, Tristan da Cunha

Blast from the Past: Four Years Ago Today

Weird Wild Fact: I visited Tristan da Cunha in 2003, one of the most difficult places to visit on Earth (and I can prove it if you doubt me).

01.03.2026 05:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you have the problem where if you try to smile you look like some crazy lunatic serial killer but if you don't smile all you get is RBF? #AskingForAFriend

27.02.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The obvious solution is simply to delete your lists.

26.02.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Le Moi: "Oh? What is that? I've never heard of it."

Le Google: "It's a whisky from Scotland."

Le Google: "It's also available at your local liquor store."

Le Website du Store: "Available for 'OMFG!!' dollars and 'never mind' cents".

Le moi: "I guess I'll be sticking to my local craft gins."

26.02.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dammitt! I wish people would stop losing weight because I keep finding it! Aargh!

26.02.2026 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Q: "You know what there should be more of? "
A: Angry and very horny tops in my bed?
(Well, I guess that goes without saying...)
In the mean time, I'll drool over that deliciousness you posted.

25.02.2026 04:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zinc?
In what context?

25.02.2026 04:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a black leather shirt with bright green accents, a black leather tie, and a black Muir cap with silver trim; he is sitting in front of a window trees and bushes visible outside.

A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a black leather shirt with bright green accents, a black leather tie, and a black Muir cap with silver trim; he is sitting in front of a window trees and bushes visible outside.

February 24, 2026
Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago

I'm ready for that spring green!

25.02.2026 04:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(2/2) That said, my avoidance is purely personal. My problem with the word is mine; I don't make it others'. I also realize how diverse and multidimensional Our Community is and that there are certain people out there for whom it is the PERFECT word for self-description. I leave that up to them.

24.02.2026 16:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(1/2) Just because The Rainbow Alphabet Community has reclaimed this word and turned it into something positive doesn't change the fact I'm still triggered by childhood trauma every time I hear it (funny, I don't feel the same when I read it). So, for this reason I never use it, not even in writing.

24.02.2026 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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23.02.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course he did. Did anyone expect anything different?

22.02.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah... it's a mixed bag since the 'de minimis' hasn't been restored (and all indications are that it probably won't be). 😞

21.02.2026 07:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have the reverse problem... taking 1-2 hours to fall asleep and then having difficulty waking up on time.

Have you tried just... not going to sleep to begin with? ... I have on occasion "reset" my system by shocking it with a forced 48-72 hour period of no sleep at all. #JustAnIdea

20.02.2026 16:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I suggest you get that person into your new chair and administer some shock therapy.

19.02.2026 13:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How does dental coverage work in the U.K.? Is it included as part of the NHS, or is it like in the U.S. where it's a separate thing and requires it's own insurance/financial system?

17.02.2026 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

US media: "Charlie Kirk was assassinated."

Me: "Charlie Kirk was a nobody; his name was unknown to the general public until he was killed. He does NOT qualify for the term 'assassinated'. ... 'Murdered' is technically correct, but 'assassinated' is just plain wrong."

17.02.2026 23:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a red leather shirt with black trim, a black Muir cap with red trim, and a white leather tie.

A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a red leather shirt with black trim, a black Muir cap with red trim, and a white leather tie.

February 16, 2026
Paramaribo, Suriname

Outtake, perhaps? or just having some fun here?

16.02.2026 07:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of me wearing a red leather shirt with black trim, a black Muir cap with red trim, a white leather tie, and white leather gloves; I am smiling and have my arms wrapped around my chest giving myself a hug.

A selfie of me wearing a red leather shirt with black trim, a black Muir cap with red trim, a white leather tie, and white leather gloves; I am smiling and have my arms wrapped around my chest giving myself a hug.

February 14, 2026
King Edward Point, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

Here's a big Valentine's Day hug to all my fans and followers. You are loved and appreciated!

14.02.2026 17:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A mirrored selfie of Roldán Belenos with a pink mohawk and wearing only a pink bandana around his neck.  He has one eye closed and a toothy half-grin.

A mirrored selfie of Roldán Belenos with a pink mohawk and wearing only a pink bandana around his neck. He has one eye closed and a toothy half-grin.

ma vie en rose

07.02.2026 08:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me, wondering why it's locked: "He either tried to do bondage on a Houdini, or he forgot about the guy and he's long since died, turned to dust, and blown away in the wind. ... Musta been the first, because surely he would have noticed the smell."

06.02.2026 14:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All you need is a sub/boy with a long chin beard and some horns you can strap to his head. I'll leave you to figure out how to milk him.

31.01.2026 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As an American, to see a label like that is very strange to me. Both unions and any kind of garment-type industry have been largely absent from the U.S. since the early 1980s. Leathers are a niche thing, so maybe it's an exception, although I don't know of any leathermakers here making Muir caps.

31.01.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a blue-green leather shirt with black accents and white piping, a white leather time, a black Muir cap with silver accents, and a BLUF tie clip; he is sitting in a high-backed chair with burgundy red upholstery.

A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a blue-green leather shirt with black accents and white piping, a white leather time, a black Muir cap with silver accents, and a BLUF tie clip; he is sitting in a high-backed chair with burgundy red upholstery.

January 31, 2026
Philipsburg, Sint Maarten

Sitting for a more formal portrait.

30.01.2026 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a blue-green leather shirt with black accents and white piping, a white leather tie, and a black Muir cap with silver trim.

A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a blue-green leather shirt with black accents and white piping, a white leather tie, and a black Muir cap with silver trim.

January 30, 2026
Oranjestad, Sint Eustatius

30.01.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a bright blue t-shirt with a graphic of a bearded merman.

A selfie of Roldán Belenos wearing a bright blue t-shirt with a graphic of a bearded merman.

January 29, 2026
Saint-Pierre, Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon

Regular ole me; I love my sexy bearded merman shirt.

30.01.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A winter scene on my street.  The ground is covered in about 2 inches or 5 centimeters of sleet, but it has the appearance of snow.

A winter scene on my street. The ground is covered in about 2 inches or 5 centimeters of sleet, but it has the appearance of snow.

A winter scene on my street.  The ground is covered in about 2 inches or 5 centimeters of sleet, but it has the appearance of snow.

A winter scene on my street. The ground is covered in about 2 inches or 5 centimeters of sleet, but it has the appearance of snow.

January 26, 2026
Marigot, Saint-Martin

Winter has come to my neighborhood. While this looks like snow, it was actually sleet which means it quickly solidified into a single hardened mass.

30.01.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if they all happened to be in London right now looking for you? "Bollocks! The BLUF bloke is begone!"

30.01.2026 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0