Liz Joan

You will have so much fun

“I’m OK! My bones didn’t break!”

My three-year-old, after crashing into a wall

(Side note—why are second-borns like this 🥴)

Donovan Solano spotted! #wbc

I think about this all the time

The Peppa Pig universe is so confusing to me. How are they determining which animals are “people” vs are in the zoo/are pets? I thought it was mammals vs non-mammals but there’s a sloth in the zoo and a guinea pig pet MEANWHILE
the veterinarian is a hamster in this essay I will—

I love this!!!!!!

Three hours into a 3-day-weekend and I’m already hiding from my kids in the kitchen so yeah you could say it’s going well 😂😅 send cookies

Let the record show I did FOUR things today that I’ve been putting off for a number of months (one probably over 6 months 😅)

Gorgeous

There’s definitely a Renesme vibe

Omg this looks so good

3-year-old: Is it nighttime?
Me: Yep
3: I don’t WANT to!!!!!

Me either, buddy 😂

😳

What stage of capitalism is calling my doctor to ask them to switch my prescriptions to Mark Cuban’s online pharmacy

Oof yep 😬

I guess I knew in theory how young some of the junior pair girls would be but this is the first time I’ve actually WATCHED junior worlds and it’s a lil scary 😳

Ughhh yeah it’s gonna be Hamlet

I support it

Ridiculously expensive French estate with a hedge maze

Me and who

I am also having this experience 😂 it’s me and lots of retired folks

It’s wild how much they have to do now. You can really see the difference watching an old program like that

😳

Also not saying the judging system is great now but the 6.0 system really was just based on vibes, huh

Ok I just watched Tara Lipinski’s OGM free skate for probably the first time since 1998 (thank you, YouTube algorithm 😂) and she does a triple-triple literally in the last few seconds of the program?! Did people used to do that?! Were programs just shorter then?

Today was a good day (didn’t have to take any tums) #thisis40

These are both so good

Also hilarious that they think ADHD kids will get through school “never having worked on a deadline” my dude it is the ONLY way we work

Wait till they hear about all of us from previous gens who white-knuckled it through ivies (or anywhere!) undiagnosed 🥴 get that support, kids!!

This was super cute

OH