mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
18.11.2025 13:10
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This is the worst roster I’ve ever seen
18.11.2025 13:43
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
25.04.2025 15:32
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Yes. Welllll. Considering today’s news…they’re not running the tightest of ships over there 🤷🏾♂️
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If you care trust a man that qualifies for social security you gotta leave that man
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Lust demons at 71?
seven decades ?????
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Breaking: Bingo Bongo Boasts Boffo Bureau Bunking. By and By: Busting Blacks, Bothering Babes, Boosting Brutality, Breaking Boundaries, Befriending Bigots. Bazinga!
24.02.2025 02:53
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That doctor prophetess
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The lady of the videos?
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It’s from 8:30am to 4pm with no clear detailed agenda, which I’m not so excited about.
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Going for an Agri biotech round table tomorrow which I’m excited about.
20.11.2024 07:38
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And it’s B who bought the thurware without tasting the goods A has been sampling vigorously?
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d) all of the above 😂
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wat
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I’m done with that other side fr. I’d like to just nuke my 16 yr old account but the username would be up for grabs. If anyone has any tips on how to delete 75k+ tweets for free, please let me know.
15.11.2024 16:32
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Darwin be like 'lol say more'
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Mind you this is the app he wants us to give all our financial info…
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bsky.app/profile/john...
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😭😂
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Odd that they didn’t address the first half of the headline as a reason the advertisers fled and instead filed an entire lawsuit on the second 😅
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