Christy S

Stop putting “BREAKING” in front of everything. It’s never actually breaking news. Sometimes it’s just a random fact. Everything is already broken, we’re good.

In the Superman movie when Eve tells Jimmy Olsen “he kidnapped a dog” and Jimmy loses it for a second and says “JESUS CHRIST”, the way he says that pops into my head at least two or three times a day.

if people are using classified information to place bets, then theoretically others can analyze betting behavior to find signals that reveal classified information.

Good!

That 🔥 DC Vertigo imprint is BACK!!! & with some siiick creator-driven stories like PERIL OF THE BRUTAL DARK!!

That was adorable.

Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

I’m your opposite, I get iced tea in the dead of winter. It’s less of a problem now that I live in LA, haha. But no sugar or sweetener whatsoever.

In spite of my anecdote I remember them very fondly because it was the only place I could find this one Psychic TV album. That’s really nice that they pivoted to other things.

Whoa! I had no idea they were still around! My very first “your credit card info from your online order has been stolen in a security breach” experience was with them in the late 90s. Haha.

I personally find sweet tea horrific but understand why others like it.

a poorly drawn square cat

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

square

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

The Washington Post was gutted but we now have a west coast NY Post paper, what an exciting time for journalism. 😭

oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining

‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992

time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

It has to be a square knot! I don’t know why but it does.

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

They get immunity from the most bonkers things that any normal person would be in prison for.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

It bears repeating

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

bad bunny already has more yards than the patriots

Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”

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Hahaha it’d be a little weird if they weren’t, but I am actually not sure.

Did you know that the Dark Fishing Spider is one of the largest spiders in the Chesapeake Bay Watershed and can be found near water, docks, wooded areas, and on top of some of my clean laundry which is now outside in the snow because I am absolutely not dealing with that right now.

To add to this, I don't know why people don't understand that genAI is following the same playbook as tech in the 2010s - disrupt the market and labor with low costs, then when you have market share, charge more. It will never be cheaper than even an iPad. You are renting a service you can't keep.