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hiring a YouTube chemist to remove the caffeine from red bull and make it safe for baby

04.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wishing you all the best and a swift recovery

20.02.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really hoping you and the baby are doing well!

20.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter

Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

19.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 9740 πŸ” 3213 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 338

@vinny.vinesauce.com

19.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

brother I thought this was The Thing. it's gonna crumble to dust at a touch

19.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been learning Mina lately and having a lot of fun

16.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"

15.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 5634 πŸ” 1619 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 57
the "this generation was the first to be raised by" meme format of "x taught me y" except the boy has four eyes and is blue (play outer wilds you'll get this) and the "raised by" has the outer wilds logo below it. for each of the "x taught me y" lines, the x is a stretched image of a planet from outer wilds and the y is redacted because spoilers. one of the y clauses reads "autopilot is a fuck". play it so you know. at the end, the last line says "and i" followed by two black boxes because again it's redacted for spoilers just go play it.

the "this generation was the first to be raised by" meme format of "x taught me y" except the boy has four eyes and is blue (play outer wilds you'll get this) and the "raised by" has the outer wilds logo below it. for each of the "x taught me y" lines, the x is a stretched image of a planet from outer wilds and the y is redacted because spoilers. one of the y clauses reads "autopilot is a fuck". play it so you know. at the end, the last line says "and i" followed by two black boxes because again it's redacted for spoilers just go play it.

this one too. you should play outer wilds btw. so true

08.08.2024 22:07 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

14.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 12832 πŸ” 3452 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 231

This is a 100% elite manufactured craze.

13.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 3702 πŸ” 984 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6

load up deadlock

10.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah yes. discord has to make sure I didn't create my 10 year old account at age 3

09.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shockingly realistic to the con-going experience

09.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hoo boy those Dramacon volumes take me BACK

09.02.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Janusz GrabiaΕ„ski (Polish, 1929-1976)
Illustration from Poetry for Kaya, 1969

03.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell, it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it

24.01.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

On one side stand the handful of rich blood-suckers. They have seized the factories and mills, the tools and machinery, have turned millions of acres of land…into their private property. They have made the government and the army their servants, faithful watchdogs of the wealth they have amassed.

22.01.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

boundaries can be so hard to get parents to understand. I hope you're able to reach a common ground with them

31.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

30.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 9711 πŸ” 2470 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 37

When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.

30.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 4177 πŸ” 1385 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8
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Little Dreamer
Tristan Unrau , 2025.
Canadian , b. 1989
Oil on linen

25.01.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: β€œi love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, β€œi would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and β€œwe’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association

25.01.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 6325 πŸ” 1505 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 69
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Monolith Castle
#pixelart

19.01.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 3388 πŸ” 739 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 5

this is like the fifth time you've cooked this exact dog

18.01.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling

16.01.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 3714 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 37

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

16.01.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

the sliced oomf in half anime style but they don't know they're already dead

14.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

baby bird it to them, it's what DM would say

09.01.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

to the average liberal, the only real difference between ice murders and police murders is the perceived legitimacy of their authority to do so.

08.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0