chaos captain

I have finally acquired button fly jeans

If could also be genetics

My weird conspiracy is that not wearing full face makeup in your teens/20s makes your skin look younger down the line

The reason The Terror is such a remarkable piece of not just television but also of both storytelling and art is because it was sensitively yet radically adapted by David Kajganich, who treated it (and still treats it) as a real labour of love.

Yeahh!!. Especially if it's parents complaining about things their kids did and I have a lot of questions about how things work in their house and who's really at fault here. And ofc also people who don't teach their kids how to behave in public. But at least they aren't trying to bite me.

From the creators of "your bad behaving boyfriend is not funny to me," we now have: "your badly behaved dog is not cute or entertaining to me"

I used to be scared of dogs as a kid and I can't believe I'm looping back around. But random dogs shouldn't come and jump on me and scratch me even if they are friendly, and snapping at my arm or my legs is completely unacceptable

This wasn't an issue pre 2020!!! There were a couple Known Dogs but one was on a muzzle, and the other was mostly reactive at my dog (still a problem). My dad and I have both been attacked multiple times in the last few years!
Most pets love me, I don't have bad vibes, not that it should matter!

Can people in my neighbourhood pls stop getting aggressive dogs they don't know how to control. i am scared to go on walks.

POV you put your face directly into his round back

crosshatch sketch of an English Springer Spaniel dog (long curly hair on the ears, back of legs and belly, black patches like a cow and a little cropped tail wagging) with a caption pointing to him and saying "Sweet boy [heart]"

Lil springer spaniel sketch to bless your timeline on this morn

Holy shit why has lipstick gotten so expensive. This can't even be a recession indicator anymore.

I was an always too cold person for a while due to being a toothpick but the thing was, I could put on a sweater. But now I can't take my button down shirt and skin off in public.

In advance of me having to go Business Casual, I need everyone to drop their office temperatures so that I don't overheat and die please and thank you

An orange and white cat is judging your poor work/life balance. He is on a desk next to a laptop.

are you sure you need to send that email? Chancleta thinks you have done enough.

Application sent. I am going to get this job.

Yeah! They're so scratchy! My issue is with snagging fabric mostly right now

I'm going to get this job.

Got into grad school, will be rejecting the offer to grad school

Sometimes I just want Big Rice. Like a grain of rice that's bun sized. That can be a snack. I know i can basically just have onigiri but, imagine Big Rice

Anyway I'm angry and I hate my legal name and I've been trying to go by something else ever since I was 3 and it has never stuck with anyone except close friends

Not to mention how many people in the wild will be like "oh your real name is X! That's such a prettier name, I'm calling you that!" or if someone already has your preferred name as a name then you have to switch back.

Universities will use your legal name. Sometimes you can have a proffered name but then your email and your student ID has it, and if a prof has an old list you're full legal name in that class forever, and your TA students have your legal name.

Seeing those posts talking about how in past generation people would go by an unrelated name. Thing is, it's a lot harder to do that nowadays because everything is ID based. You apply to a job with a preferred name, HR gets your legal name, they put it on everything that's it.

Oh absolutely. But I've seen so many takes about bi women that are just misogyny repackaged from within queer spaces (as i'm sure you've also seen)

The thing with all the "Bi woman with boyfriend" jokes/comments/etc is that I don't think people are doing any of that to bi guys with girlfriends

ouch!!!! wishing them a quick and easy recovery

Could the pain that's nothing to worry about please leave the building now

Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.

I'm not even single but I'm going to an event by myself and maybe I want to have a delicious delicious ramen dinner on my own and I should get a discount too !!