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Ernest Mueller

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Tech manager, dad, and dungeon master. Crossing t's and dotting i's in this fallen world.

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They really should have me on their podcast

07.03.2026 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On @robindlaws.bsky.social and @kennethhite.bsky.social ‘s podcast hey said Dubai chocolate is a cover story for a Druid cult in that Middle Eastern governments collaborate with to hide their underground pistachio caves

I thought, "Pistachio Caves... thats's a great drag queen name"

07.03.2026 01:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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A tragedy in four parts

01.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-fourth Session Forty-fourth Session - We continue our CQB-filled city fighting as we try to liberate Fythorp from the undead. We get to murder some live people too, as a bonus! Lady Skeam We continue to clear the Cider House, which still has poisoner monks in it that decided to serve Lady Skeam rather than skedaddle like the others we met on the road.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-fourth Session

Forty-fourth Session - We continue our CQB-filled city fighting as we try to liberate Fythorp from the undead. We get to murder some live people too, as a bonus! Lady Skeam We continue to clear the Cider House, which still has poisoner monks in it that…

28.02.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-third Session Forty-Third Session - Time to liberate Fythorp from its undead masters! Fythorp is actually the village of Hirot from DCC 66.5 Doom of the Savage Kings. Paul our GM used ChatGPT to convert it to "what would happen after a bunch of undead take over!" AI is the lazy GM's new best friend and from here on out a lot of the stuff we do isn't from printed DCC adventures but is AI-generated.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-third Session

Forty-Third Session - Time to liberate Fythorp from its undead masters! Fythorp is actually the village of Hirot from DCC 66.5 Doom of the Savage Kings. Paul our GM used ChatGPT to convert it to "what would happen after a bunch of undead take over!" AI…

25.02.2026 14:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-second Session Forty-Second Session - We talk to every NPC who will talk to us in Weebrook and then head off to the undead army occupied Fythorp to begin our guerilla resistance. But first, Gallfred goes to meet the local witch Ymae the Mad Widow. Seems like there's old witches everywhere and they're generally related. He loves their poison and filth. And she makes him an indecent proposal - she'll make an undead-catching net if he agrees to marry her!

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-second Session

Forty-Second Session - We talk to every NPC who will talk to us in Weebrook and then head off to the undead army occupied Fythorp to begin our guerilla resistance. But first, Gallfred goes to meet the local witch Ymae the Mad Widow. Seems like there's…

21.02.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-first Session Forty-First Session - Travel is easily as dangerous as dungeons in DCC. We return from the Mortal Kombat Dimension and travel first to Wymoor and then to Weebrook, and there's quite some trouble along the way! First, we meet a weird cursed chimera doing a demon summoning ritual. We've actually run across this chimera like twice before out of sheer encounter table luck and he's become a recurring thing.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-first Session

Forty-First Session - Travel is easily as dangerous as dungeons in DCC. We return from the Mortal Kombat Dimension and travel first to Wymoor and then to Weebrook, and there's quite some trouble along the way! First, we meet a weird cursed chimera doing…

18.02.2026 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Fortieth Session Fortieth Session - Ned finally fights in the Wizard Kumite! But that's not the height of drama this session because it turns out Soylent Green is people!!! And the island we're on sinks. Since we are in a crazy wizard deathmatch tournament, some of the other wizards are understandably reluctant to open their AirBnB tower doors and speak with us. Which is probably wise as we do contemplate home invasions when it suits us.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Fortieth Session

Fortieth Session - Ned finally fights in the Wizard Kumite! But that's not the height of drama this session because it turns out Soylent Green is people!!! And the island we're on sinks. Since we are in a crazy wizard deathmatch tournament, some of the…

17.02.2026 02:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the plus side these will all make boss indoor paintball courts

03.02.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am falling down the Tubi rabbit hole and getting radicalized help me

26.12.2025 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Grinch That Stole Bitches

The Grinch That Stole Bitches

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care…

25.12.2025 04:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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James Talarico: Christian nationalists walk around with a mouth full of scripture and a heart full of hate. Don't tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I'll tell you what you believe

12.12.2025 20:18 👍 450 🔁 110 💬 9 📌 12
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The Twelve Clouds of Christmas, Year 15, Tue, Dec 16, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup It's our December tradition - a dozen (or more) 5 minute lightning demos/talks from the members of CloudAustin and the larger Austin technical community! Thank you to our s

Come on out to CloudAustin's 15th annual "12 Clouds of Christmas" festive celebration and lightning-talk roundup!

If you have a 5 minute talk you'd like to give on whatever you're working on, please sign up! And food/bev/door prize sponsors are welcome.

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07.12.2025 17:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“AI is eliminating jobs” because this kind of trash is what people are spending their time on

04.12.2025 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey guess what companies the guaranteed way to not get the feedback that you are allegedly asking for is to link me to a giant ass survey that’s going to take an hour to complete.

03.12.2025 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would demand 60% and make you do some algebra to make my drink

28.11.2025 01:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did ask why, I got a boomer parent answer. “The handyman told me to get some of that stuff.” “But why is it in with the hair products?” “It didn’t work anyway, <long diatribe followed>.”

27.11.2025 16:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I remember how we were all aghast at the gorilla glue hair lady and were like “how could that even happen.” Then at my family homestead over the holidays, I see this in the bathroom.. I apologize, now I know.

27.11.2025 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A thousand monkeys on typewriters is peak art to many

26.11.2025 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can only assume RFK disagrees

22.11.2025 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Ninth Session Thirty-Ninth Session - MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! We go with Ned to an occult island where wizards gather to fight it out one-on-one tournament style. Ned blows a magic horn and some robots sail us out to the recently risen island-town of Dagon, inhabited largely by giant bug people. There are six other wizards with their retinues in attendance. There's a lot of rules like "non-wizards can get killed by wizards with impunity" and "the bugs will obey wizards but probably eat you."

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Ninth Session

Thirty-Ninth Session - MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! We go with Ned to an occult island where wizards gather to fight it out one-on-one tournament style. Ned blows a magic horn and some robots sail us out to the recently risen island-town of Dagon, inhabited…

21.11.2025 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Eighth Session Thirty-Eighth Session - We save some witches from a giant centipede, and try to hook Ned up with the least gruesome of the witches, but we are on a timetable - apparently a timetable to be eaten by moth-bats. We go to a Secret Cave - I think the goal was for Hemp to get an Aphiel patron bond. Besides the usual weird critters, we find out about some warring long-ago folks from the ghost of a little boy named Tammun.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Eighth Session

Thirty-Eighth Session - We save some witches from a giant centipede, and try to hook Ned up with the least gruesome of the witches, but we are on a timetable - apparently a timetable to be eaten by moth-bats. We go to a Secret Cave - I think the goal…

18.11.2025 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Seventh Session Thirty-Seventh Session - It's a tie as to what's the most dangerous experience this session - tentacle-birthed monstrous servitors of a dark god, or Ned setting our campsite on fire - twice. We travel through weird random encounters and Ned setting our campsite on fire. At long last we get to the Shrine of the Bethines where Podrick needs to cleanse the Helm of Chistu, which is supposed to be all kinds of help against the evil undead hordes.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Seventh Session

Thirty-Seventh Session - It's a tie as to what's the most dangerous experience this session - tentacle-birthed monstrous servitors of a dark god, or Ned setting our campsite on fire - twice. We travel through weird random encounters and Ned setting…

15.11.2025 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Sixth Session Thirty-Sixth Session - We head from Kingspire to Wymoor and meet some bewitched goons we manage not to murder, and then some other goons we do murder. We take our large retinue on the road. The first night, we meet the artifact hunters on the road that we were sure were going to just waylay us last time we met them.

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Sixth Session

Thirty-Sixth Session - We head from Kingspire to Wymoor and meet some bewitched goons we manage not to murder, and then some other goons we do murder. We take our large retinue on the road. The first night, we meet the artifact hunters on the road that…

13.11.2025 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Fifth Session Thirty-Fifth Session - It's back into the caves below the Magnusson crypt to best the Silver Skull! This is made more complicated by the characters still being body-swapped - but the dice are on our side and the Silver Skull generally loses his spells. With a final acrobatic flourish we dump the skull into Hell and the place tumbles down. Huzzah!

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Fifth Session

Thirty-Fifth Session - It's back into the caves below the Magnusson crypt to best the Silver Skull! This is made more complicated by the characters still being body-swapped - but the dice are on our side and the Silver Skull generally loses his spells.…

11.11.2025 14:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sounds good till you realize the cosmic horror level implications of the word “all”

07.11.2025 00:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The new “yas queen”

05.11.2025 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Whoops wrong Sliwa, that was JoJo. My apologies - Curtis Sliwa rn:

05.11.2025 04:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sliwa too

05.11.2025 04:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Cuomo seems sad

05.11.2025 04:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0