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“I am become Shiva, destroyer of jobs”

a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper . ALT: a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .

Who tf named these?

“Hamlet” sounds as silly as “Hamnet” when you think about it

a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him

Training to get Pilates certified

Feeling this level of dumb today

Just did a search on “miniatures” on Bluesky in order to plug my show on miniatures and it’s trending cuz Bovino is in the news rn

Almost bought these for myself

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Who the hell needs Garage Band on their phone?

Help me lord, Accidentally clicked on the ASL version of “one battle after another”

If u started off as liberal and then became conservative you were never really liberal. Ur just someone who likes yelling at ppl

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

The power of Christ compels you!
#cats #kitties

The actor who plays human Jar Jar Binks is 6’1”

I love when my cats get so relaxed they start to look demonic #cats

This makes everyone feel less safe right?

The new IOS update

If u tell someone ur poly and their first response isn’t “no shit. Ya think?!” Ur probably not doing it right

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

They’re prob gossiping about me #blackcats #kitties #cats

The Coca Cola ai ads BTS

Why do I keep getting ads for taser guns? I’ve literally never said the word “taser gun” out loud in my life

A version of the Simpsons "Lionel Hutz" newspaper ad modified to use the words in Keith's post. So bright red punctuation modifies otherwise grey text from "KILL THEM ALL" to "KILL THEM ALL?" and from "NO SURVIVORS" to "NO, SURVIVORS!"

Super grateful for all the stupid crap I thought about doing but didn’t end up doing today #growth

Do u think he’s a hater in spite of being a Trumper or he’s a Trumper because he’s a hater?

So cozy #kitties #cats