infi

played my song about being a weird transexual freak for a room full of us and it went hard

you cannot misgender me in a way that matters

the beer bottle slide is such a crowd pleasure haha

inexplicable urge to play slide guitar when i woke up today. idk how to play slide guitar (next time i will mic up properly im sorry for phone audio)

hsts in the streets agp in the sheets

call me dysphoric the way i got dis floor dick (it doesn't hang real low or anything i just fell over)

and now you're teasing women? as if they haven't gone through enough??

it's not gay if only one of you gets hard

leaving the toilet seat up in the public women's bathroom to scare terfs

acoustic guitars kinda sound heavier than the super distorted electric ones with the jagged bodies

fuck i messed up my address ordering online again, my stones are getting sent to the glass house by accident. so angry i could throw something

bluesky please add drafts functionality i'm begging it's how i do 99% of tweets i will use you so much more

don't snoop on my desk just look at my cool jeans

this anorexia shit is so easy. its just skip breakfast, be shitty to people all morning, eat a single pastry for lunch, dissociate until 9pm, microwave a normal sized dinner (u earned it) then think about suicide until 11pm then you binge on literally anything you can find

the more fucked up the dinner, the hotter the girl

they really need to learn to stop saying this stuff to real girlkissers

i don't even know what that shoulder cover is called but it goes so hard

(at the gay mathletics meet): so which one of you is the numerator and which one is the denominator 😜 haha i'm just kidding around, we like to have fun here

i'm broke

this can easily be arranged

can i come over and feed you dry cereal from my hands

the poor gooners

Desperate website milks gooners with dangerously tight grip

i dress like an npc. one default outfit all the time and a bonus skin for that one level where you infiltrate a fancy ball

the state of advertising over there is literally stuck stepmom porn comics at this point
i'm not surprised i guess. but i am a little surprised also

really do need drafts to tweet more. i save a bunch in the afternoon and then post them the next morning usually . but im empty!

we should let women do whatever they want with no consequences for a year and see if that fixes everything

which is the most intelligent use of time

how do some accounts have 80k posts isn't this place like a year old