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Cosmic & literary horror enthusiast | Fraidy Cat Press editor | Absolutely no AI | Words in Chthonic Matter Quarterly, Saros SF, X-Ray Lit & more. https://linktr.ee/roberthelfst

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His Dark Materials AKA "Lyra Belacqua and all her much more qualified and helpful surrogate parents."

12.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a library with a tote bag that says ' nlg ' on it ALT: a woman in a library with a tote bag that says ' nlg ' on it

Shout out: publisher edition!

Matt Rogerson - @1428publishing.bsky.social
Whisper House - @whisperhousepress.bsky.social
Fraidy Cat - @fraidycatpress.bsky.social
Brown Hound - @brownhoundpress.bsky.social
Darkenryde - @darkenryde.bsky.social
Nefarious Bat - @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social

07.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Great reading awaits you in Fraidy Cat Quarterly!

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BULL was the first place to publish my serious writing, Laurel was one of the first to be welcoming and awesome for the horror community. What a wonderful matchup!

21.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Teen girl in hospital bed reading from her little clam shell

Teen girl in hospital bed reading from her little clam shell

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014

18.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 2946 πŸ” 570 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 43
Valentine’s Day sale image of a bloody heart featuring 14% off all single issues and ebooks of Fraidy Cat Quarterly

Valentine’s Day sale image of a bloody heart featuring 14% off all single issues and ebooks of Fraidy Cat Quarterly

From now through March 1st you can save 14% on all Fraidy Cat Quarterly single volumes and ebooks when you buy direct! fraidy-cat-press.myshopify.com

And we have some awesome new handmade bookmark designs too!

#horrorlit #sale #amreading #horror #ebook #2026readingchallenge #indie #cosmichorror

21.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Open for submissions! fraidycatpress.com/submission-g...

#horrorlit #amwriting #cosmichorror #horrorart #artist #indie #illustrator #spookyart #collage #procreate #digitalart #coverart #creepy #bookdesigner #submissions #getpublished #indieartist #horrorauthor #horror #horrorartist

21.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks dude!

16.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like editors missed the memo yesterday, but I was looking forward to 1+ acceptances for my birthday.

Luckily for y’all, belated wishes and gifts are always appreciated too!

#author #wishfulthinking #birthdaywish #horrorlit #shortstory #horror

16.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This, and I'm not sorry about it.

Not only is all this true, using them indicates to me that you are also a lazy, uncreative human being who can't be bothered with/won't admit these truths enough to stop, so you're also a cheating, selfish little turd

16.02.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Send me your creepy and unsettling stories and art!

16.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 25086 πŸ” 5877 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 50

amber glenn even putting her skates on the ice when people from her own country hate her and wish death and harm on her is strength most of us could never dream of. respect her or shut the entire fuck up. #MilanoCortina2026

08.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Recent Jeopardy contestant shared that she sings β€œDefying Gravity” and other show tunes while riding roller coasters to overcome her fear, thereby ensuring that NOBODY has a good time on the roller coaster.

Supervillain behavior.

03.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like a thank-you-for-your-kind-messages post from a disgraced piece of shit with the comments turned off to make you say OH YEAH BABY COMEBACK TOUR IS GOING GREAT

02.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Neil Gaiman's writing meant a lot to me as a young man. His stories helped me through very rough times.

I tossed out every book of his I owned when the news broke. Without hesitation. Don't allow this self-rehabilitation tour to take.

Block him. Make him one of the most-blocked accounts here.

02.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces.

Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.

02.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1984 πŸ” 673 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 63

Really looking forward to reading great words and admiring great artwork when we open!

31.01.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are awesome!

31.01.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love every volume we publish, but this is seriously one of my favorites, stuffed chock-full with stories of all-consuming and righteous anger.

Don't miss out!

#rage #horror #book

31.01.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're incredibly proud to have published this absolute banger of a story in FCQ Volume 7! Congrats to @corriehaldane.bsky.social on the very well-deserved recognition and thank you to @tenebrouspress.bsky.social for highlighting excellent work in the weird horror indie community!

31.01.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The story in my head: pic of a beautiful sleek horse. 

My first draft: pic of a short plump shaggy pony.

The story in my head: pic of a beautiful sleek horse. My first draft: pic of a short plump shaggy pony.

every time

30.01.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

That's the worst! I spend way too much time in my spreadsheet and on submission grinder figuring out where I haven't sent pieces yet.

08.01.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's going to be a better year! There is no other option. Thank you!

08.01.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finished edits on and submitted my first new story of 2026 today. Fingers crossed on this one!

08.01.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A friend pointed out to me that content warnings in horror books can actually help heighten tension, ala Hitchcock's "bomb under the table" theory of suspense. I have to say, that is not something I ever considered!

05.01.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Escalate any disagreement by saying β€œhere we go” whenever someone starts talking

13.12.2023 14:45 πŸ‘ 1066 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 15
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I almost missed sharing this: my latest short story β€œFlashlight Tag” is available today in Chthonic Matter Quarterly #12! Get your copy direct or from Amazon (but preferably direct!)

Very proud to appear in another project from CM Muller!

chthonicmatter.wordpress.com

#indie #horrorlit #shortstory

22.12.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

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