good luck enclosing THIS horse

can't imagine why so many of us see other Americans as morally bad. Why would I not respect my fellow citizens -- uh, 39% of whom say homosexuality is morally unacceptable -- nm fuck this place

(Much progress has been made in the US. But that entire orange curve in the second pic needs to fuck off)

if the cruel, capricious TV show that is modern life is going to drag us through an AI apocalypse for ratings, can the quality of the writing at least improve? like, having companies with names from horror/dystopia movies is just lazy?

Percy gently touching Leeds's face as he puts his huge monster man hand on the small of her back, the both looking at each other with a look of conflicting emotions From webcomic Barbarous, by Ananth Hirsh and Yuko Ota

Im normal im normal? Im normal? Im normal

I normal

Normal

I think there was a J&J Hawaiian place in the Bay Area too, and my mind just decided there was probably one for every letter of the alphabet

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

Then Nathan Drake wept, for there were no more worlds to chart

on fire with the nontrivial blankless bingos tonight. Also got PORRIDGE in a different game.

Commission for author_lizard from Twitter~

Glacial Fire Saber-Dragon ADOPT

I absolutely adore this design! I hope he finds a home! Id love to see more of him in the future!

Go here if you're interested in claiming!
www.furaffinity.net/view/64230829/

finally some math that even Knox and Gruzz and Tiazzu could get behind, and not just my mathy characters

This little note on Wikipedia is probably my favorite of all time.

when someone casually asks a couple "you gonna try for a baby?" like "you gonna try for a quad toe loop?"

80 billion dollars and Zuck couldn’t figure out legs while furries got facial tracking in VRC down as a weekend project in between the kinkiness.

Hilarious.

"But they were about to attack us!" is such a Roman Empire move. Sophistry never changes

I know I sound crazy but instead of spending a billion dollars in a day to kill people in another country we should try spending a billion dollars in a day to help people in this country.

Can't believe people think Ibsen Party is fun

(edited to add Toadrik Ibsen and his false, fleeting promise of starry joy)

That song was high-quality enough to have been in the non-direct-to-video Lion King. No one would have missed Can You Feel The Love Tonight

IBSEN GUY: I am the luckiest man in Trondheim, with a modest curatorship and the hand of the town beauty, Hargle Garble. Tell them, dear

HARGLE GARBLE: The institution of marriage is as simultaneously stifling and bare as this house. Each day on my green couch I yearn for death

GUY: And so witty!

that thought might result in PANTS TIME

I think Toad is the real Jigsaw behind the players' seemingly eternal captivity in the Mario Party hellworld. Bowser is just a pawn. A big, sexy pawn

That slot machine thing in Mario Party that would be like

MARIO
gives all his
KIDNEYS
to
LUIGI

and then Mario would do the sad "oh no!" pose, and then Toad wouldn't sell him any more stars, like, "Come back when you have a means of processing nitrogenous wastes!"

on-brand (or would that be on-BRAD?) double-double

💚

me: Now, Norway isn't *all* skiing stuff. Gonna read more about -- for instance -- renowned playwright Henrik Ibsen

reality: Born in the town of Skien, in the county of Telemark...

Man you miss the one "in your condition" in an old play and you'd never know the main character was pregnant

I am immediately convinced, sign me up

"What's the point of being a hero, when you can be a demon yourself."

the ultimate power move in a Norwegian play: stand on the sofa

I liked Hedda Gabler! A lot like Miss Julie, for all that Ibsen and Strindberg hated each other. Both protagonists are kinda "lol so random and cruel, because I want to FEEL something", but their stifling social context elicits sympathy

dangerous clam must be restrained. We've all played Mario 64