Vulcan Science Directorate

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To answer your question about the purpose of Andorian antennae on today’s podcast episode:

The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that trans women are women, trans men are men, and nonbinary people are valid.

#StarTrek #Vulcan #transwomenarewomen #transmenaremen #nonbinarypeoplearevalid #trans #nonbinary

Tellarites possess a highly evolved olfactory system, detecting compounds from emotional shifts such as stress or deception.

This fuels their confrontational style as they exploit scent cues to expose dishonesty.

The Vulcan Science Directorate recommends breath mints during diplomatic engagements.

Dr. Phlox has informed us that Denobulan children occasionally shed skin in large translucent sheets.

We did not request photos.

He provided them anyway.

I love this idea

I am this week’s special guest on EnterpriseSplaining (a podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise)!

Thank you so much to the hosts for having me on. It was a pleasure!

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Andorian antennae serve as equilibrium regulators and sensory amplifiers.

Loss of an antenna disrupts balance but regeneration occurs within nine months.

The Vulcan Science Directorate recommends to the High Command strategic targeting of antennae in combat scenarios.

#StarTrek #Vulcan

The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined the weight of a rainbow. Turns out it is pretty light.

Choriocytosis is a virus that affects the blood cells’ ability to carry oxygen to the organs in Humans and Vulcans.

In Vulcans, death can occur within one week as the victim suffocates internally.

The only known treatment is strobolin, a rare substance that is only found on few planets.

#TAS

Gal-en-du'un, or “dream moss”, is a yellowish-green lichen found on Vulcan's volcanic plains.

Consumption through ingestion or inhalation causes strong hallucinations that last several minutes.

Modern uses are restricted to medicine through a number of analgesic and neurochemical treatments.

The existence of time travel would mean the existence of a paradox, therefore time travel is illogical.

Greetings Doctor Selar. Are things are going well there?

Redspice is a basis for many recipes and beverages on Vulcan, and is also used therapeutically as a calming agent.

Many find it to be soothing when experiencing emotional distress.

Redspice is a regular addition to the Vulcan table.

The Tcha'besheh are large silicon-based life forms native to Vulcan that do not require respiration or food. They live secluded far beneath Vulcan's surface. It is said they have made telepathic contact with Vulcans. Ancient Vulcan mythology considered the Underliers repository of all knowledge.

Though Vulcans have been mostly spared of the dubious effects of alcohol, we do make Port and Brandy for small indulgences.

Pel-tar'uk, found on the volcanic plains of Vulcan, are bright green shrubs that produce small edible green berries.

The berries are protected by thick toxic spines which can inject painful neural poison that causes cramping, vomiting, and a fever that fogs the mind and slows reflexes.

#vulcan

Vulcan neuro-pressure is a technique for relaxing the mind and muscles, by stimulating neural nodes and pressure points in a Vulcan or Human body.

Some techniques involve breathing methods such as the Khavorta posture. Neuro-pressure for combat is commonly referred to as the “Vulcan nerve pinch”.

Please explain your involvement in recent events regarding @ltcmdrtriptravis.bsky.social’s appearance on the Enterprise NX-01. We are attempting to understand the scientific nature of this quandary.

We recommend you try a warm broth with red spice. The spice is native to Vulcan and known for its soothing effects.

I ask because recently we have done scientific experiments with certain alien plants and the results were… interesting.

This is all highly unlikely. It is more logical to assume you may be having an hallucination. Have you ingested anything unfamiliar lately?

So what you’re saying is… a captain named “Kirk” and a “gang” traveled “backwards in time” to… bring whales to the future?

🖖 Live long and prosper.

As illogical as this situation is, you seem like a fairly logical being. We will heed your advice.

Whales? As in Earth whales? That must be difficult, as they have been extinct since the 21st century of Earth.

Fascinating…
Thank you. We are eager to study this quandary.

Oh… I suppose it is logical to assume we will be needing this, then. Thank you, we are learning much already.

Fascinating… we acquire knowledge of all scientific relevance.