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Miami sports fanatic πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ ⚽️ and more than just a Sporthead Let's talk trash tv, the state of our idiocracy, horror flicks, etc.

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Nobody wanted this Epstein War in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is a huge pain in the ass to have you and your entire household (kids, pets, etc.) adapt to the time change 🫠

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spring forward this Sunday πŸ™„

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfuckers over here giving Canklethinskin the Satanic blessing. Them scumbag frauds aren't religious fanatics, they are wealth fanatics πŸ–•πŸ»

06.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm over here so sad for my fellow Americans that drive big massive trucks with their MAGADONIAN flags proudly displayed. Let's smile extra when you're at the pump fueling up, "its Patriotic to pay higher prices" is it not?!

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now he's paraphrasing (checks notes) Biden 🫠

05.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 other teams can go fuck themselves 1000 ways to Sunday 🀣🀣🀣

They for sure smokin that crack Houtz

05.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Krusty Gnome's face after finding out she got shit canned by her Dear Leader

05.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let us also not forget, the word "imminent" now means four plus decades in length 🫠

#SapingoSatanistParty

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

05.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 20606 πŸ” 5849 πŸ’¬ 655 πŸ“Œ 277

I think Canklethinskin knows that he truly lost the 2024 election to Harris and Walz and eventhough Elonia helped him rig very specific swing states to "win" the election, his ego doesn't allow him to move forward without having gone scorched earth in Minny via ICE

04.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's a very handsome little guy, hope he brings you all the joy in the world and vice versa 🐢 #dogsrule

04.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAHA will leave Dunkin alone once they add glyphosate to the recipe 🫠

04.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite the "Armageddon" for NYC that the Satanic Party and their Dear Leader's fear politics predicted.

04.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go scratch! The Pentagon can get their money from Conalds Qatar bank account

04.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today the Epstein Administration will announce they are committed to Iran "special operation" until they de-Nazify Iran 🫠

04.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No lies told Ron πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

04.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This HAS to be have been done to try and sway any.Christian military personnel that may have said this before a mission to attack Iran,"I dont give a fuck,this is an illegal order, court martial me all you want". It is an abuse of the Christian faith to paint this as a divine plan to attack Iran.

03.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just over here slaying this Tuesday πŸ€™πŸ»

03.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If its Comer, Nancy the Face and Bobo that are questioning him, it will be all for nothing, just theater of HORSESHIT

03.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well you know, "many people said" he was better for the economy 🫠

03.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wo viele Leute habe and the rest I can't come up with

03.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That woman has a THICK AF accent, where's ICE when ya really need'em?! 🫠

02.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oliver is on point!

02.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He's gonna look like this at his next physical and the physician will release a statement that reads something like "The Presidump is the healthiest human being on earth compared to other men his age, I'v never seen someone so healthy in my life" 🫠

02.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prost Bruder 🍻

01.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Conald be like "How are the attacks on Indonesia doing"?

28.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aquí papÑ, todo bien hermano, espero lo mismo para ti. Hay que mantener nuestra batalla furiosa contra las fuerzas SatÑnicas qué "gobernan" nuestro país. ✊🏻

A la mierda con la AdministraciΓ³n Trumpstein

28.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Farage and Reform can bask in the glow of an ASS KICKING by eating a raw bag of smashed dicks for the next several weeks.

Pro-Democracy American ally ✌🏻

28.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0